alphatar: (Korra wut r u doin)
Korra, last and first Avatar ([personal profile] alphatar) wrote in [community profile] tushanshu2014-03-12 06:02 pm

Video; Joint post dated March 22nd

[The feed turns on to show Korra, smiling a deviously broad smile (those who know her probably know that smile means she’s up to something) and she holds a finger up to her lips before she whispers.]

Okay you guys. I need you to tell Mako that the network doesn’t actually bite and he can use it to talk to people.

[Then she turns around and happily exclaims:] Oh good, the tea’s ready. Thanks, Mako. See, isn’t he a gracious host? [That grin she has on is sinful.]

W-- Korra, turn that off.

[he sets the tray down pointedly, looking between her and the console, obviously caught off guard and not sure what to do]

In a minute. [Not even a minute, she fully plans to keep it on as long as possible.] Why don't you come over here and try it? [Not that she's giving him a choice since she's taking both cups of tea over to the console.]

I already told you I know how to use it. [he sits down, and focuses on her] We could've kept this conversation between us, c'mon, turn it off.

[and then he turns to the camera to give it an Intense Mako Stare (tm).]

We were talking about the network, so we should include the network. [She says it like it's the most practical, logical thing in the world.] So anyone who doesn't know, I'm Korra and this is Mako. He's been here for months but none of you probably recognize him because he never uses the network. So feel free to say hi to him! [Totally treating him like a new arrival. She's not sorry at all. Feel free to bug Korra too.]


(OOC: Maroon font=Mako and Baby Blue font=Korra.)
browbeater: (People must think I'm made of money.)

[personal profile] browbeater 2014-03-13 08:31 pm (UTC)(link)
[he is side eying her, with the same intense stare he gave at the console before. After a moment, he just takes the crisp from her, and sighs in annoyance before eating it.]

Next time, if that even happens. I hate doing things like that, Korra.

[and yet... he will so totally clean.]
browbeater: Ooooooh it's too real. (The motion of the ocean!!)

[personal profile] browbeater 2014-03-13 08:42 pm (UTC)(link)
[dammit let him get his nervous energy out]

No, I mean it. I hate doing stuff like that. There's only so many times I can ask someone how they're doing before I'm done.
browbeater: Ooooooh it's too real. ((unsure))

[personal profile] browbeater 2014-03-13 08:51 pm (UTC)(link)
[those things are the exact things he hates. dammit Korra, HE WAS RUDE TO YOU WAY BACK WHEN FOR A REASON.

just. he sighs, and goes back to washing, while he can, since she's letting him do it himself]


It was an example. Why does it matter so much to you?
Edited (dammit scroll button and dammit reading comprehension) 2014-03-13 20:53 (UTC)
browbeater: credit to <lj user=fjords site=plurk.com>, pleeeease dns (pic#7029648)

[personal profile] browbeater 2014-03-13 09:31 pm (UTC)(link)
"Good way forever."

[he's just going to let it go for now, and he's wiping his hands off, now that the washing is done]

Also, your impressions of me suck.
browbeater: That's a deus ex machina I won't forget. (So anyone get the number on that?)

[personal profile] browbeater 2014-03-13 09:44 pm (UTC)(link)
No, but that's why I'm not trying. [and he also seems to be slowly moving away from his hissy, angry cat impression. At least for the moment. But he still did not want to make this a regular thing]
browbeater: Just hand me a PBR. (Okay brah.)

[personal profile] browbeater 2014-03-13 09:49 pm (UTC)(link)
Are you kidding? He probably has one of the worst impressions out there.

[seriously.]
browbeater: Ooooooh it's too real. (Can't knock 'em out.)

[personal profile] browbeater 2014-03-13 09:54 pm (UTC)(link)
[I am not the actor in our family. He just frowns for a moment, considering this]
browbeater: uhhhhhhhhhhhhh (UMMMMMMMMMmmmmmmm)

[personal profile] browbeater 2014-03-13 09:55 pm (UTC)(link)
[and then he throws his hands up, a very seemingly dramatic gesture, and in a great Bolin voice]

Mako! Mako! I need you to wake up and start this fire for me.

Then go back to sleep.
browbeater: THE POINT IS FUCK YOU. (I HAVE A POINT HERE.)

[personal profile] browbeater 2014-03-13 09:57 pm (UTC)(link)
[switching tacks here, in a clearly scandalized 'my brother just walked in on my sexytimes' tone and face]

OHMYGOD, BRO THIS IS WHY YOU KNOCK.

KNOCK.
Edited 2014-03-13 21:57 (UTC)
browbeater: Ooooooh it's too real. (That came out of blessed nowhere.)

[personal profile] browbeater 2014-03-13 09:58 pm (UTC)(link)
[and then a dramatic, wounded voice]

The only one that loves me..... Is Pabu!
browbeater: Cuddles? Who needs cuddles? (So when's the after-sex workout?)

[personal profile] browbeater 2014-03-13 09:59 pm (UTC)(link)
[now he's back to normal]

So, how's that for an impression for you?
browbeater: (Good day fine citizens!)

[personal profile] browbeater 2014-03-13 10:08 pm (UTC)(link)
Nah, Bolin can have it. I'm not an [bolin emphasis here] "actor."
browbeater: Cuddles? Who needs cuddles? (So when's the after-sex workout?)

[personal profile] browbeater 2014-03-13 10:29 pm (UTC)(link)
Nah. Those were all things Bolin's said to me, at some point. Imitation's easy, impressions are harder.

[cleaning up is easy, Mako at least keeps his place very, very neat.]

And trust me... I like being a cop better, too.
browbeater: Ooooooh it's too real. (See... there was this time at bend camp.)

[personal profile] browbeater 2014-03-13 10:34 pm (UTC)(link)
Yyyyyyyyyyeaaaaaah. All those things, including those two.

[he figures he should elaborate]

The fire one was a long time ago. I kind of... learned to not start fires and then go back to sleep after that. And I told Bo he wasn't allowed to cook on his own either.

[pause]

The other one-- well, c'mon. You noticed Bo had a lot of fangirls when we were pro-benders, right?
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browbeater: (Who said anything about feelings?)

[personal profile] browbeater 2014-03-13 10:43 pm (UTC)(link)
Thanks. And, yeah. Practice, lots and lots of practice. [even with crappy ingredients]

Once or twice. We had a very strong worded conversation about boundaries, and places that he wasn't allowed to take any of his fangirls anymore.

[REMEMBER THAT TIME HE WAS SUPER RUDE-- surprise]

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