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[fuckchild]

Stupid piece of crap...

[Really, he knows how to use devices, he's just... really frustrated and mostly angry right now.]

Vergil! [Can't find his number? Call him out. He won't hear the end of this, Dante knows it, but he doesn't actually care because there are bigger issues than dealing with his paranoid twin getting his thong in a twist over shouting his name.] What the fuck is going on? You said we were going to the real world, not this place! A basin? Are you serious? Your damn number of the beast and the pentagram got us here? I know magic is your thing, but I did not sign up for this!

Answer your phone, brother, I know you can use one.

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[maipokerface]

Maybe you should try looking for him rather than screaming for him.

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[fuckchild]

What do you think I'm doing, just sitting here? If I can get his attention, it'll make this faster and easier.

[He doesn't have time to dick around. He has to get back to Limbo City now.]

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[maipokerface]

And what's your grand plan if he isn't looking at one of these consoles anytime soon?

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[fuckchild]

Knowing my brother, he's probably already obsessing over it.

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[gathersnomoss]

Ever give a thought that your friend's reverse-summoning or whatever spell was interrupted by this place's former Emperor's spell?

... Which, if that's the case, you're probably lucky you showed up in one piece.

[Zelgadis doesn't want to think about what sorts of magical accidents could happen with set ups like that. Especially right after eating.]

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[fuckchild]

He's not my friend, he's my brother. [Which, fair enough, are the same thing, but it's a very clear distinction he'd like to make.] He's the one that's better with that magic. He wouldn't let anything get in his way.

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[gathersnomoss]

There's always a better sorcerer.

[manofiron]

[ Some people are helpful. And then there's Tony. ]

Technically, this is more of a computer than a phone. Mystical energy powered computer but, you know, not quite the latest iPhone equivalent.

[fuckchild]

Whatever. The point's still the same, he needs to answer it.

[manofiron]

It's not an interdimensional connection. If he's not here, he can't answer it.

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[alphatar]

[It's a day later, but Korra's answering for sure now that she recognizes his face.]

I don't think there's anyone named Vergil here. [She's sure of it actually.] Korra, by the way.

[Since they didn't have time to exchange names before.]

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[fuckchild]

Dante. You'd think we would've gotten here at the same time.

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[alphatar]

Sorry, but family doesn't show up for a lot of us. Sometimes I don't know if that's a good or bad thing.

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[grigio]

[Hi, Dante. Here. Have a blond girl on your device with a streak of white paint across one cheek. It's there by accident.]

What's Vergil look like? I can keep an eye out for him.

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[fuckchild]

He's my twin. We look exactly the same, except he's paler, and he's got white hair.

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[grigio]

Alright. And what's your name? I'm Julie.

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[reliabletraitor]

....So how's the whole shouting thing going there? I haven't seen this Vergil say anything yet, so...not successful yet, right?

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[fuckchild]

Shouting's going great, thanks for asking. No, Vergil hasn't answered.

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[reliabletraitor]

Heh, well good for you then! I'm sure if you keep up with that then this Vergil will say something eventually.

[It'd be fun to watch all the shouting either way. He shrugs though.]

Hate to break it to ya on the magic thing, but this isn't your brother's fault. We all just end up getting dragged here the same old way: Against our wills and under somewhat mysterious circumstances.

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[definingfuture]

Welcome to Keeliai. [He pauses.] No luck yet?

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[fuckchild]

Yeah, thanks. Not yet.

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[definingfuture]

People come and go. It's possible your brother just hasn't dropped in yet. But I've seen familiar faces pass through, so there's no saying that he won't.

The system isn't very reliable.

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[unconchonable]

[Sup Dante, have a grey-skinned, yellow-eyed, candy corn horned troll staring at you with an utter lack of amusement.]

Yeah, this ain't gonna help you none. First off, he got to be at his console to ewen SEE this, so you're better off runnin' around the city screamin' your head off like a fuckin' lunatic than simply goin' to the network.

[SHRUG]

If it helps any, I ain't heard a no Wergil since I'we been here. Tough luck.

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[fuckchild]

[Yeah whatever same shit different smell. He's used to the look.]

He'd be glued to the damn thing already. [Dante's starting to deflate. He got here alone.] He wouldn't give his name, probably. He looks exactly like me, except with white hair, paler skin.

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[unconchonable]

[He's honestly a little surprised that he didn't remark, usually all the humans remark about his exotic features. A+ to you, Dante.]

Hmm I actually did know a guy who looked a lot like you, white hair an' such. Went by the name Dante, not Wergil.

[WHOOPS HE KINDA KNEW A DIFFERENT YOU, MAN.]

He don't seem to be here anymore.