Series I - Video

[ajrimmerssc]

[Arnold Rimmer's gitty face appears on the feed, nostrils at full flare. He is decidedly unhappy, but what else is new?]

So this is how we're welcomed, is it? Oh, hallo, you live on the back of a giant turtle now, toodle pipski. I've heard of some shady dealings in my life, but this one takes the proverbial vindaloo.

If anybody could be so kind as to direct me to the British Embassy, or the Ionian Embassy, hell, I'd even settle for directions to Wales. That would be spiffing.

Comments

audio;

[problematical]

What's good in Wales?

audio;

[ajrimmerssc]

Not much. Some sheep, maybe? A few chip butties?

Re: audio;

[problematical]

Chip... butties?

[ It appears there's some slang that hasn't survived off Earth-That-Was. ]

audio;

[ajrimmerssc]

French fry sandwiches, for you Americans.

Re: audio;

[problematical]

[ You... are very strange, and that's saying something coming from River. ]

I'm from Osiris.