Series I - Video

[ajrimmerssc]

[Arnold Rimmer's gitty face appears on the feed, nostrils at full flare. He is decidedly unhappy, but what else is new?]

So this is how we're welcomed, is it? Oh, hallo, you live on the back of a giant turtle now, toodle pipski. I've heard of some shady dealings in my life, but this one takes the proverbial vindaloo.

If anybody could be so kind as to direct me to the British Embassy, or the Ionian Embassy, hell, I'd even settle for directions to Wales. That would be spiffing.

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[peacefullywreathed]

[Solomon is grumpy enough to be vindictive today. He doesn't look it, of course. Mostly he just looks bored, and well-kept, and aristocratic. Also, he's Irish.]

Quite frustrating, isn't it? If you'll direct your attention to the palace to the north of the city, perhaps you might have more luck than the rest of us.

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[problematical]

What's good in Wales?

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[runrightround]

You could try clicking your heels together. Or make a chalk drawing of Wales and jump in to it. Totally positive one of those will work.

[backinakidflash]

There is no British embassy. Sorry. Didn't the kedan fill you in?

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[6collegecredits]

[Mhm, well she looks like she's trying not to laugh. Unsuccessfully.]

Wait. Wait. Hold on. I just want to make sure I heard you right. "toodle pipski"?