Series I - Video

[ajrimmerssc]

[Arnold Rimmer's gitty face appears on the feed, nostrils at full flare. He is decidedly unhappy, but what else is new?]

So this is how we're welcomed, is it? Oh, hallo, you live on the back of a giant turtle now, toodle pipski. I've heard of some shady dealings in my life, but this one takes the proverbial vindaloo.

If anybody could be so kind as to direct me to the British Embassy, or the Ionian Embassy, hell, I'd even settle for directions to Wales. That would be spiffing.

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[runrightround]

You could try clicking your heels together. Or make a chalk drawing of Wales and jump in to it. Totally positive one of those will work.

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[ajrimmerssc]

Is this how helpful everybody here is? I'm not surprised you're all still stuck on the back of a giant turtle, if that's the case.

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[runrightround]

You know? I'm pretty sure this is one of those pot and kettle situations.

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[ajrimmerssc]

Oh, yes, since I just arrived here, I'm absolutely certain of what's going on. My plea for assistance was just me having a bit of fun.

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[runrightround]

What. They didn't give you the power point presentation when you got here? They're usually pretty good about that.

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[ajrimmerssc]

They did give me some cockamamie story about some vast, ancient evil. I can't be having with that. My ship back home needs me! They're doomed without their acting captain.

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[runrightround]

Cockamamie. [Pfffffffbbbbtttt.] I dunno, Dude, either they're telling the truth or they're seriously into LARPing.

Um. Sorry about your ship either way, though.

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[ajrimmerssc]

Why is everybody so hung up on my words? It's like you've never heard of slang before.

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[runrightround]

The short answer: your slang is weird.

The long answer? Your slang is really weird.