Series I - Video

[ajrimmerssc]

[Arnold Rimmer's gitty face appears on the feed, nostrils at full flare. He is decidedly unhappy, but what else is new?]

So this is how we're welcomed, is it? Oh, hallo, you live on the back of a giant turtle now, toodle pipski. I've heard of some shady dealings in my life, but this one takes the proverbial vindaloo.

If anybody could be so kind as to direct me to the British Embassy, or the Ionian Embassy, hell, I'd even settle for directions to Wales. That would be spiffing.

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[ajrimmerssc]

[Have another blank stare.]

And you're absolutely certain you're not on drugs?

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[6collegecredits]

Absolutely certain. I'm just telling you what they told me.

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[ajrimmerssc]

My god. It's one of those mass hallucinations you hear about. Everybody's brains are absolutely scrambled.

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[6collegecredits]

I guess that's possible. It's a heck of a lot more depressing than any other story, though.

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[ajrimmerssc]

Well, I will say this for our jailers, they do put you up in nice rooms.

Still. Absolutely disgusting, all around.

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[6collegecredits]

Yep. And now's the time when you suck it up and deal with it or start looking for a way home. Because none of us have found it yet.

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[ajrimmerssc]

The level of sympathy here from people in the same situation is remarkably lacking, you know that, young lady?

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[6collegecredits]

We're plenty sympathetic. It's just that sitting around complaining about it doesn't change a thing.

And it's Darcy, by the way. My name is Darcy.

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[ajrimmerssc]

Rimmer. Arnold Rimmer.

Captain Arnold Rimmer.

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[6collegecredits]

Are you really expecting everyone to go around calling you captain all the time?