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[edgeoftheknife]

Look, ah.

There's something I've been meaning to tell you, for... well, probably close to two hundred years, now. It's been on my mind a lot lately, and I think I need to just come clean about it.

So, here goes.

Anton?

You snore. A lot.

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[denyamenti]

So what you're saying is that you're a little slow, getting yourself up to things?

[edgeoftheknife]

What I'm saying is that I'm the very model of a polite, long-suffering friend, and yet even I can take no more of this.

You, sir, are reading far too much into things. I think you might need a hobby.

[denyamenti]

And here I just thought you liked the slow build.

[edgeoftheknife]

Nah, I'm an immediate gratification sort of guy. Wham, bam, thank you sir. Or ma'am. I'm equal opportunity. Twenty-first century and all that.

[denyamenti]

I hate to break it to you, but that's not a modern outlook. It just fell out of fashion for a few millennia.

[edgeoftheknife]

To tell you the truth it's still not terribly fashionable in most circles. After four hundred years you just stop giving a damn, though.

...wait, you're not trying to subtly indicate that you're thousands of years old, are you? [SQUINTING SO HARD] Or am I dealing with a particularly pretentious history student?

[denyamenti]

[ Don't squint, Erskine, it does not pretty things to your otherwise pretty face. ]

I'm no student.

[ take from that what you will ]