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[of_deduction]

I'm going to need someone to explain the metrics of this place without mentioning the giant turtle. Before you ask; yes, I have seen it. Though seeing it does little to convince me of its authenticity. I'd never get very far if I took everything at face value.

That being said, Discussions on Science and verifiable facts only. if you intend to talk magic don't bother responding. Your input isn't needed.
SH

Comments

[of_deduction]

A poor one, I suppose.

And would you mind if I occasionally used it to perform experiments? It's necessary for my work.
SH

[highprofilerichkid]

[Or at least a really, really bored one.]

hey, buddy, get your own lab.

but maybe you can use it until then. sometimes. depends on what kind of experiments. what's the work you're doing?

[of_deduction]

I'm a detective. A profession I intend to continue.
SH

[highprofilerichkid]

a detective? what kinds of experiments does a detective need to do?

also how old are you? and what percentage arthropod would you say you are? just curious.

[...Really, those are relevant questions, he swears.]

[of_deduction]

Generally, post mortum. Though I am also a graduate chemist. You'd be surprised by how much detective work can be solved with a simple understanding of chemistry. Then again, you're the one with the lab. Maybe you wouldn't.

In answer to your questions, I'm thirty-seven and reasonably certain no percentage of me is part arthopod. Last I checked, I would defintely by classified as a vertebrate.
SH

[highprofilerichkid]

good to know. there's been a lot of people in that kind of work showing up recently. wondering if there was a theme.

and that's a yes on the chemistry, no on the corpses. [Um?? Gross?? What the hell?] it's an engineering lab, remember?

if you're dealing with corpses you should be working with the police force anyway. talk to Valdis or Pepper Potts about that.

[of_deduction]

Yes, you're right. A morgue would far better suit my needs.

[ Valdis and Pepper Potts. He stores the names away for later use. ]

Would you happen to have the address of the police station? If I intend to continue my career as a consulting detective then It might be precedent to introduce myself to the local law enforcement.
SH

[highprofilerichkid]

yeah, unless they're going to revive soon and you just need someone on corpse babysitting duty, stick to the morgue. please.

[He also attaches the address of the police headquarters, and Pepper and Valdis' handset codes. And hopes really hard that that will keep Dr. Frankenstein here from showing up at his doorstep with random cadavers.]

[of_deduction]

Revive? The dead can revive?
SH

[highprofilerichkid]

the Foreigners do. that's what your new bling is for. [Someone told you to hang on to that weird piece of jewelry you showed up with, right, Sherlock...?] the soul gems keep us linked to this universe. even if we die.

a few of the foreigners auto-revive anyway, but that's an innate ability, not a Keeliai thing.

[of_deduction]

[ Teenagers and their slang. ]

A few? It isn't everyone?
SH

[highprofilerichkid]

all the Foreigners get revived by their soul gems, but some of them are basically unkillable in their home universe too, and they still have their powers here.

[of_deduction]

This place is becoming even more of a headache. what's the point of a detective if the victim will just be back after a short nap?
SH

[highprofilerichkid]

yeah, all you can do is talk to the perp and the victim to figure out why one of them killed the other, and help them settle their differences. and then I guess you're just a therapist.

[of_deduction]

Dull.
SH

[highprofilerichkid]

well since you're technically communing with the dead you could call yourself a medium instead

[of_deduction]

I rarely talk to people outside of business as it is anyway. The only reason I'd ever need to speak with the victim's directly would be if they didn't know the cause of their death.
SH

[ He just a social butterfly. Only not. ]

[highprofilerichkid]

so you'll cut up a dead guy, but you won't chat with him? sounds kind of life-ist if you ask me.

seriously though, get in touch with the police force. foreigners don't stay dead, but everyone else does. it's a big city. murders and accidents happen.

there's a kid around here who does detective work too, you should talk to him. maybe you can work together. you'd be like a quirky buddy cop duo. [A misanthrope and a precocious elementary schooler solve crimes together? It's the perfect set-up for a TV show!]

[of_deduction]

Social Interaction isn't really my area. Besides I'm way to busy to babysit. Just for fun though, who is this kid?
SH

[highprofilerichkid]

[No offense, man, but "fun" doesn't really sound like your area either.]

his name's Conan. [He sends another handset ID code.] I don't think you'll have to do much babysitting. he's a really smart kid.

your feelings aren't going to get hurt if he's better at detectiving that you, are they?

[of_deduction]

[ Storing that information away for later. ]

Why would that hurt my feelings? I'd say that, if on the off-chance he is a better detective than I am, that is a trait to be nurtured. God knows the world could use more of us that are actually good at our job.

I'm Sherlock by the way, Sherlock Holmes.
SH

[highprofilerichkid]

I like your attitude. you'd be surprised how many scientists turn down a collaboration when it means they'd have to co-author with a kid. [Joke's on them! Tony's career left all theirs in the dust before he even turned eighteen!]

Sherlock Holmes? like the books? really? [Hilarious coincidence, or self-fulfilling prophecy?]

[of_deduction]

[ He was going to make a catty comment but that last part derailed his thoughts just a little. ]

Books? What books?
SH

[highprofilerichkid]

[...Uh.....] what year are you from in your world?

[of_deduction]

2014. Is that important?
SH