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video; fanfic narration. because he can.
[OOC: Warning for some smuttiness! I will avoid explicit stuff, and replies should likewise avoid explicit stuff, but there is absolutely smuttiness going on.]
[Zelos will be honest -- he didn't really know what to think of the fanfiction at the Foreigner Festival when he first realised what it was, and he hasn't gone out of his way to find any more since. There's something about the idea of someone narrating his life that doesn't sit well with him.
But then. But then.
He gets his hands on these.
When the camera turns on, Keeliai gets treated to one of Zelos's smarmiest grins. He's holding a book -- or a paper document that does its best to pass for a book, anyway -- and he waves it at the screen.]
Hello there, all my beautiful hunnies! I have a special treat for everyone today. You know those stories people write about us? [He waves the papers some more.] I hit the jackpot! You'll never guess what I found.
[Some people can maybe guess.]
Hang on, I'm going to read out the best part. If anyone knows who 'Inaev Morenth' is, by the way, I'm happy to pay you to tell me. Okay, so here we go! This one's called The Hot Dust.
[And Zelos clears his throat, repositions the papers, and... proceeds to narrate what is unmistakeably, from the very first word, smut. Perhaps mercifully, people can turn off their consoles whenever they want.]
[Zelos will be honest -- he didn't really know what to think of the fanfiction at the Foreigner Festival when he first realised what it was, and he hasn't gone out of his way to find any more since. There's something about the idea of someone narrating his life that doesn't sit well with him.
But then. But then.
He gets his hands on these.
When the camera turns on, Keeliai gets treated to one of Zelos's smarmiest grins. He's holding a book -- or a paper document that does its best to pass for a book, anyway -- and he waves it at the screen.]
Hello there, all my beautiful hunnies! I have a special treat for everyone today. You know those stories people write about us? [He waves the papers some more.] I hit the jackpot! You'll never guess what I found.
[Some people can maybe guess.]
Hang on, I'm going to read out the best part. If anyone knows who 'Inaev Morenth' is, by the way, I'm happy to pay you to tell me. Okay, so here we go! This one's called The Hot Dust.
[And Zelos clears his throat, repositions the papers, and... proceeds to narrate what is unmistakeably, from the very first word, smut. Perhaps mercifully, people can turn off their consoles whenever they want.]
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It looks like you're being an Idiot, that's what! [ Would he really expect her to say anything else? She's not going to drive home the "it's public/kids use the network" point. Others have already done that.
Besides, he's asked her a question.
Giving him a flat look, she shakes her head. ]
How would I know? I stopped listening after the first few sentences! [ Which is true, since she hadn't wanted to give herself away. ] And since when have you read anything from Mizuho? [ Genuine surprise, there.
Though a part of her is pleased she had managed to hide that particular style to stay hidden. ]
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[Blink, blink.] Are you kidding? Who doesn't read stuff from Mizuho? They're the best at this! Passion, forbidden romances, revealing uniforms...
[... is Sheena actually okay with this? Zelos can't tell.]
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No, I'm not kidding! I just never thought you'd read something from some place like Mizuho. [ You know--backwater? Uncivilized? Yeah, that kind of place. But judging from what he says, ] Though, I guess I should have known.
[ She sighs. ]
Well, I can't tell you what to read, but seriously-On the air? Why not just form a club or something and read it aloud?
[ Okay, so she went there. As for her being okay with it, she's not being forced to do anything. And who said she never read those things in Mizuho herself? Hmmm? ]