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Noh-Varr ([personal profile] nohsatsu) wrote in [community profile] tushanshu2013-01-26 09:28 pm

01 ❊ Audio

[ His understanding, upon arrival, was that he wasn't unique in this place. Others, from other worlds, worlds far different even from the one that he had been stranded on, had arrived here too. He should wait, reason told him - other members of the Kree might be here. Avengers might be here. An infinite number of universes meant the probability of anyone with a specific grudge against him was minimal, but the world rarely ever functioned at its best, at least in terms of luck and fate.

He noticed these consoles allowed for three different options: video, audio, and text. Video would be brazenly inviting trouble, and although brazen was his usual MO, he was still recovering from recent events.

Text was... so not him.

Audio - well, voices were pretty easy to mistake?

The feed opened to a few seconds of silence.
]

...Hello. [ Another pause. ]

I seem to have found myself, like many of you, far from home. For the second time in my life. At least this time there's no one trying to vivisect me.

[ An attempt at humor? It was hard to tell with how flatly that was said and because of the third pause that followed. ]

Aside from these consoles, what sorts of technology are available here? Anything more advanced?
littlecousin: (fuck‚ skrulls)

[personal profile] littlecousin 2013-01-27 06:16 am (UTC)(link)
Dude. That was awful.

[Still, she laughs, though the sound has a lot in common with a groan.

Then he gets to the serious part, and Nita's eyes widen in alarm.]


...Oh, Neptune. [So many kinds of not-good.] Do you know what happened?
littlecousin: (p. much not buying your bullshit)

[personal profile] littlecousin 2013-01-27 07:27 am (UTC)(link)
[Nita's sense of humor is pretty terrible, so she's really not the one he wants to be practicing on.]

Oh.

[She looks slightly crestfallen.]

I just--have friends on both sides, y'know?
littlecousin: (umm...)

[personal profile] littlecousin 2013-01-27 05:52 pm (UTC)(link)
"Go out on a limb."

[Nita corrects him absently.]

Yeah, we're spread across a few years. I don't think anyone's from, like, a century ago or anything.
littlecousin: (>:3)

[personal profile] littlecousin 2013-01-27 07:46 pm (UTC)(link)
[Nita stares at the console in disbelief for a second before bursting into hysteria-tinged laughter.]

The Kree didn't tell you what's been going on the past few years when you were last out their way, huh?
littlecousin: (look dramatic for the cover)

tl;dr >_>

[personal profile] littlecousin 2013-01-28 06:39 am (UTC)(link)
[Nita drops her head into her hands, scrubbing at her eyes with a tired gesture. She doesn't remember she's got the console set to video.]

Right, okay. Few years back, Annihilus ripped a hole in spacetime and the Negative Zone almost conquered the universe. The United Front--aka our guys--won, and the Kree were a big part of that.

Meanwhile, the Inhumans figured out their king had been replaced by a Skrull, and once they got the real one back, they went tearing off to get revenge, which they started by conquering the Kree so they'd have a power base. The Kree were hurting pretty bad from the Annihilation War, but they stomped what was left of the Skrulls--which wasn't much 'cause Annihilus broke through smack in the middle of Skrull space.

[Pause for a sigh.]

This brought the Kree in conflict with the Shi'ar, who were being led by a certified nutjob at the time, so there was another war. With spacetime already weakened, this started tearing bigger holes, and things were coming through.

Then the Inhumans detonated a terrigen-based bomb inside the Fault--the big rip into another dimension--which tore it wide open and let an evil version of Mar-Vell from a universe where they'd killed death into our universe, and guess what, we almost got conquered again and basically the only thing that saved us was Thanos.

[It was loads of fun! Nita slouches down in her chair.]

So a couple people here and there ending up on a giant turtle in another universe is seriously not even going to register.
littlecousin: (...and?)

[personal profile] littlecousin 2013-01-30 06:21 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, pretty sure it's magic, dude. I'm holding out for Doc Strange.

[Nita doesn't know much about magic besides the fact it exists.]
littlecousin: (actually that's stupid)

[personal profile] littlecousin 2013-01-30 07:06 am (UTC)(link)
So until he shows, make yourself comfortable.

[Smirk. Then, more seriously:]

You're Kree, so the gangs shouldn't be any trouble for you, but you should know they're out there.
littlecousin: (what? something bad‚ right?)

[personal profile] littlecousin 2013-02-01 05:11 am (UTC)(link)
Whoa whoa, gonna need to dial back the warrior thing a bit. The local cops do not like vigilantism.

[Not that Nita approves of the job they're doing, but Evandau is more of a fight than she wants to have.]

Defend yourself, defend others, but keep it as non-lethal as you can. The commander of the guard will come down on you, and Evandau is a match for you, I guarantee it.
littlecousin: (shh i'm thinkin')

[personal profile] littlecousin 2013-02-12 08:09 pm (UTC)(link)
There's a Tony Stark around if you wanted to talk to him.

[Nita is doing a reasonably good job hiding the fact that she doesn't like Tony.]