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[lostmoralcode]

_{[Marceline slips into a chair in view of the console's lens with a tiny smile and an amused expression lingering in her eyes.]}

I guess the only thing that really surprises me is the relative abundance of humans around here.

Hey. I'm Marceline. I'm new here. Are any of you guys on this network musicians, and if so, do you need a bass player? I feel like jamming.

_{[She gives a relaxed shrug, with her smile going more full]}

Or whatever. I'm easy, I could go in for pretty much anything. What's there to do on a turtle, anyway?

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[Video; Anonymous / Net Café]

[wallcrawler]

Now that you mention it, that is kinda weird. I mean, for all the dimensions we're getting pulled from, you'd think there'd be a pretty equal mix.

[Like one weird looking green guy with six arms for every human or something. Look how's he supposed to know what else is out there, his universe is pretty boring when it comes to biological diversity.]

So either the giant turtle's got some bias issues, or we managed to corner the market on biodiversity.

[lostmoralcode]

You look non-human, but I'm pretty sure that's just a costume. Who knows what could be in there. Maybe a hivemind of potatoes with an identity crisis.

You'd be surprised. Diversity's pretty crazy where I'm from, but I think that's because there's dimensional rifts pretty much wherever you step.

[wallcrawler]

Oh, I'm human alright. No promises about an identity crisis though. I mean, I am running around in costume, and Halloween's not for at least another seven months.

[Wait. Dimensional rifts?]

...any chance you know how to make one of those rifts? I mean, there's a lot of people who'd like a way to get home.