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[ironicprince]

Skipping the bullshit and heading right into the formalities here.
Fresh fish stepping up to the bars of this prison to say while it's an inconvenience to be here we could always take this as a chance to expand on our knowledge of other cultures and worlds, hell maybe even other species as there's no limit to the possibilities before us.

So yo, what's up? Name's Di-Stri and I build sweetass bots in my spare time. You provide materials and I might be able to work something out for anyone who's interested, anything from something to keep you company to a full on death battle bot to fight with. Artificial intelligence included might cost a bit more than me simply being bored as it takes up more time and effort and such a delicate technology has to be handled with care on a case by case basis.

What about the rest of you? Any special sets of skills, hobbies or even traditions you liked to indulge in back in your worlds?

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[zerotoawesome]

Well... Uh... Yeah, I kind of have to tell them eventually. I mean, I live with people too. I'm pretty sure they'll start asking question if there's robo-peen in the kitchen sink. Who knows what horrible things could happen if they found that?

Lives and maybe even butts could be at stake.

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[ironicprince]

If it helps I could always make it look less like an actual dick and more like blender blades that just happen to be shaped in a phallic manner.

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[zerotoawesome]

I'm not so sure it would help, actually... Now that I think about it, a blender dick milkshake is seriously suggestive.

Weird.

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[ironicprince]

Possibly not given the fact that no matter what it looks like and how you hide it from other people, you'd always know yourself just what it is you're washing down and the implications behind that. You were the one who suggested it bro, not me.