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roy "ARSENAL" harper. ([personal profile] stagethreeclinger) wrote in [community profile] tushanshu2013-04-21 05:28 pm

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[ So, Roy hasn't been around that long, but he's gotten to know Keeliai, the natives, heard about the Emperor and definitely picked up on the tension between foreigners and the Kedan, but just out right asking about What The Hell Is Wrong With This Place seems a little too obvious. And lame.

And this way is much more fun. ]


Okay so is there a part of living on the back of a giant magic turtle that isn't supposed to be completely awesome? Because a lot of you seem to be really bummed about it, and I'm starting to think it's more than just a strong case of Stick Up The Ass going around.

[ And frankly, Roy likes looking like the idiot. He raises up a hand holding some kind of Kedanian smoothie in the cafe he's seated in, and gives an 'okay, humor me' kind of gesture. ]

Let's pretend for two seconds that you're all actually the most boring people ever and the part where we're on a monster turtle isn't enough for you - you're getting what's practically a free vacation. A beautiful city on a tropical island that's really more like a cruise, and even a space you can go sit near Yurtle's massive head and zen your neurotic brains out. The closest we have to that at home is legalizing pot.

I know I'm inviting a sea of sarcastic quips to kill my buzz about the whole badass Suessical adventure, so let's try to be organized and civil about this - there's only so much scathing sardonicism I can handle at once. Please fill out the attached form and get back to me:
Your Name: Self explanatory.
Your Age: It'd probably explain some things, I'm jussayin.
Level of Suck of Your Homeworld: On a scale of Fantasia to Bambi. Just trying to keep some perspective.
Your Complaints About Our Magical Turtle Adventure: Let it all out, brothers and sisters. Testify.
Notes: Whatever. How's my hair?

Thank you for your participation! Here is a wavier for your free snow cone! Not really. Sorry.
[ Oh wait, just this last piece here: ] Also, if you know anyone who likes to run around in tights and a mask, maybe a cape, let me know? Thanks! [ A little salute, and he signs out. ]

[[ ooc; If you could, please fill out his permissions post ova hurr, and here's the html for his little questionnaire thing :>

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apologiesmyking: (079)

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[personal profile] apologiesmyking 2013-05-26 07:26 pm (UTC)(link)
[Wally and Robin have attempted, but certain mermaid movies were avoided.] The kingdom is very spread out, but much of it is to the east of the United Stated, if that is what you mean. We are not simply one city-state.
crotcharrow: (civvies; scowl; yeah right)

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[personal profile] crotcharrow 2013-05-27 09:59 pm (UTC)(link)
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Uh huh.
chiot: <user name="easycompany"> (Tough on the teeth but what the hell!)

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[personal profile] chiot 2013-05-28 03:57 am (UTC)(link)
Gavroche. Not 'short stuff,' an' I dunno what North Korea is.

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[personal profile] sciencewhizard 2013-05-30 04:27 am (UTC)(link)
[ If only Wally remembered meeting Jason Todd the last time he was here. ]

If he shows up, point him out to me. I'll say it in a heartbeat, if it's true.
chiot: (These are my people here's my patch)

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[personal profile] chiot 2013-05-30 05:53 pm (UTC)(link)
We god onna those. In France--there's a King, he's a real big problem like that!
crotcharrow: (eyebrow raise; frog face)

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[personal profile] crotcharrow 2013-05-30 11:07 pm (UTC)(link)
[And Tommy rolls his eyes and turns the console off, because you have officially lost his interest.]
andaway: ([Lois] I don't think the world is sold)

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[personal profile] andaway 2013-05-31 10:57 am (UTC)(link)
[This change of subject has Kal's seal of approval. ...As long as Roy doesn't trigger the overprotective cousin senses somehow, but he's trying to keep those at bay.]

Isn't she? She's gone through a lot yet she tries to remain positive, she makes our family proud.

Did you have her in your world?
storm_warning: (Nice bike)

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[personal profile] storm_warning 2013-05-31 03:51 pm (UTC)(link)
Who says I'm a candidate for purgatory? I'm an angel, seriously.

[Honest.]
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[personal profile] chiot 2013-05-31 07:11 pm (UTC)(link)
Whatcha mean what am I from? Paris, Monsieur. France.
michaeljangelo: (Pondering)

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[personal profile] michaeljangelo 2013-06-01 03:12 pm (UTC)(link)
I know right?
It uh...probably has something to do with the fact that I'm a hideous freak of nature forced to live in the sewers in an attempt to hide myself from humanity.
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[personal profile] cowled 2013-06-02 01:22 am (UTC)(link)
[Bruce turns to go, and then,]

And Roy. Use better encryption keys.

[It hasn't gone unnoticed that you were flinging his name around on a 90 percent filter, bro.

And then he's gone. ~Batmagic~]
Edited (IT'S THE FUCKING ROCAFORT ART) 2013-06-02 01:26 (UTC)
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[personal profile] apologiesmyking 2013-06-03 04:09 pm (UTC)(link)
Unlikely. [There is a soft smile on his face.] It is too deep for normal humans to travel to without being crushed by the pressure.

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