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roy "ARSENAL" harper. ([personal profile] stagethreeclinger) wrote in [community profile] tushanshu2013-04-21 05:28 pm

001 | Video

[ So, Roy hasn't been around that long, but he's gotten to know Keeliai, the natives, heard about the Emperor and definitely picked up on the tension between foreigners and the Kedan, but just out right asking about What The Hell Is Wrong With This Place seems a little too obvious. And lame.

And this way is much more fun. ]


Okay so is there a part of living on the back of a giant magic turtle that isn't supposed to be completely awesome? Because a lot of you seem to be really bummed about it, and I'm starting to think it's more than just a strong case of Stick Up The Ass going around.

[ And frankly, Roy likes looking like the idiot. He raises up a hand holding some kind of Kedanian smoothie in the cafe he's seated in, and gives an 'okay, humor me' kind of gesture. ]

Let's pretend for two seconds that you're all actually the most boring people ever and the part where we're on a monster turtle isn't enough for you - you're getting what's practically a free vacation. A beautiful city on a tropical island that's really more like a cruise, and even a space you can go sit near Yurtle's massive head and zen your neurotic brains out. The closest we have to that at home is legalizing pot.

I know I'm inviting a sea of sarcastic quips to kill my buzz about the whole badass Suessical adventure, so let's try to be organized and civil about this - there's only so much scathing sardonicism I can handle at once. Please fill out the attached form and get back to me:
Your Name: Self explanatory.
Your Age: It'd probably explain some things, I'm jussayin.
Level of Suck of Your Homeworld: On a scale of Fantasia to Bambi. Just trying to keep some perspective.
Your Complaints About Our Magical Turtle Adventure: Let it all out, brothers and sisters. Testify.
Notes: Whatever. How's my hair?

Thank you for your participation! Here is a wavier for your free snow cone! Not really. Sorry.
[ Oh wait, just this last piece here: ] Also, if you know anyone who likes to run around in tights and a mask, maybe a cape, let me know? Thanks! [ A little salute, and he signs out. ]

[[ ooc; If you could, please fill out his permissions post ova hurr, and here's the html for his little questionnaire thing :>

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michaeljangelo: (Mischevious)

Re: voice

[personal profile] michaeljangelo 2013-06-04 10:54 pm (UTC)(link)
D'awwwwww! That's one of the nicest things anyone's ever said to me. I don't suppose there's anyway I could get that in writing? You know...for posterity?
michaeljangelo: (Sipping)

Re: voice

[personal profile] michaeljangelo 2013-06-05 02:41 am (UTC)(link)
I'm going to hold you to that, you know.
michaeljangelo: (Mischevious)

voice

[personal profile] michaeljangelo 2013-06-05 03:50 am (UTC)(link)
Hey, I don't know. You might. It's not like I have a lot of human interaction to go on. Most of what I know about you guys I learned from tv.
chiot: (Not much to look at nothing posh)

video; lmfao, happens to me all the time brosis

[personal profile] chiot 2013-06-05 07:38 pm (UTC)(link)
1832, Monsieur.
michaeljangelo: (Skeptical)

voice

[personal profile] michaeljangelo 2013-06-06 03:32 am (UTC)(link)
Well yeah of course. We're not savages.

[Sheesh.]

Cable usually comes in, but our cable box is made from scratch so sometimes it scrambles. Nothing a good swift kick can't cure.

[There's a pause as Mike considers how to answer the "inappropriate question."]

oh...you know...amutantturtle.
andaway: ([Hm] Young but I'm not that bold)

anonymous location

[personal profile] andaway 2013-06-06 01:05 pm (UTC)(link)
[A hummm] I suppose we keep to ourselves in every word. Was there a Justice League?
justlittle: (ES09)

[personal profile] justlittle 2013-06-06 09:35 pm (UTC)(link)
Not exactly. [The war effort did save him from starving to death on the streets, though.]
apologiesmyking: (042)

[video]

[personal profile] apologiesmyking 2013-06-11 10:14 pm (UTC)(link)
[Roy's enthusiasm is somewhat amusing. He is so different from the Roy Harper that Kaldur knows.] A submarine would still likely not withstand the pressure of the bottom of the ocean floor. Giant squid are also quite pleasant when you respect their territorial boundaries. It is no different than respecting an elephant or a lion's domain.
michaeljangelo: (Skeptical)

voice

[personal profile] michaeljangelo 2013-06-13 08:12 pm (UTC)(link)
[Given the turtle-shaped options available to Roy, if ever there were going to be a brother to fourth-wall...Mike would be it. But that's a conversation for a later date. At the moment Mike is mistaking Roy's mention of childhood to mean that he too used to deal with scrambled cable once upon a time.

Maybe even with Rabbit-ear antennas, though he kind of doubts that. Around these parts people were either from a place light years ahead or behind Mike...never round about the tech of 1986.]


That...um...okay? Sure. Sure, let's go with that.
andaway: ([Lois] I don't think the world is sold)

[personal profile] andaway 2013-06-14 07:17 pm (UTC)(link)
You were part of it in my world, if that makes you feel any better. Are you part of the Teen Titans then?
andaway: ([Lois] I don't think the world is sold)

[personal profile] andaway 2013-06-19 08:22 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, you were one of the founding members in my world- along with 'Robin The First', Aqualad and others. I'm trying to draw the line on where things might differ between worlds.
apologiesmyking: (076)

[video]

[personal profile] apologiesmyking 2013-06-22 09:53 pm (UTC)(link)
[This throws him off a bit and he stares at Roy with confusion.]

I am not certain that my people would appreciate such an intrusion into their lives. But...I do agree that better understanding of the beings that live in the sea may open better communication on the ecological effect that can be caused by carelessness.
andaway: ([Hm] Young but I'm not that bold)

[personal profile] andaway 2013-06-28 08:03 pm (UTC)(link)
Maybe so, it mostly seems like all of us are simply... younger. And a couple things haven't happened yet.

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