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[video] Fuck Yo Turtle

Hey, I'm thinking of going to find this stupid turtle's head and trying to talk to it. If the Emperor and the kedan didn't bring us here, it's gotta be the turtle, right? So I'm gonna talk it into sending us all back.

Anyone wanna come with me?

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The palace, huh? That makes sense...

Yeah, so, not exactly a place we can go look for.

Oh, I can totally get there. I've been there already.

What, like, inside?

Yeah, talked to the Emperor and everything. She's a bitch.

[eyebrow raise]

A bitch? Why, what did she do?

She's the reason we're here! She brought us here, and she won't tell me why! She won't send us back, either. I guess we're here for some stupid purpose. She got all upset when I started asking questions, too.

[blink.]

Yeah, okay. What a bitch.

Pretty much.

So she's really the reason we're all stuck here? You'd think she'd at least give us a reason.

She said "I brought you here," so yeah. Unless she's like, covering for someone, but why would she bother? And there's a reason but she won't tell us. It's like. Some stupid purpose we have to fulfill.

I dunno about you, but I kinda don't like being dragged places to fulfill a purpose without being freaking asked.

Who would?! It's bullshit!

Seriously! Like, whatever, I don't care if you need us to help out, but ask first.

Edited 2012-09-15 20:04 (UTC)

Ugh, I know! And now we're stuck here...she says that time is like...I dunno, frozen back home? But so what! We're still here and we're supposed to just twiddle our thumbs or some bullshit while we worry about all the shit we need to do back home...it doesn't matter if time isn't passing for them, it is for us!

Passing three times slower for me than you, too. [he heaves a sigh.]

Yeah! Wait, what?

Did you miss the part where I'm a speedster?

Uh, yeah? What's a speedster?

[Flat look.] Seriously? [And he heaves a sigh.]

I can run faster than the speed of sound. Basically.

Whoa...wow! That's fast!

[He can't help but smirk.]

Pretty much. So everything plays out in slow motion for me.

That sounds pretty crappy, actually.

Yeah. That part fucking sucks.

So are you like, magic, or is it something you learned somewhere or what?

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