Video || gross computer goo, why, turtle

[stagethreeclinger]

[ Roy's on a public console right now seeing as his is a little... predisposed. Which he's about to tell you about, settle in for a story, kiddies. ]

Okay, so, has anyone tried to take apart the consoles? Here's a handy warning to the wise: DON'T.

[ This is Roy's wide-eyed, semi-serious face (more serious than usual, at least). ]

There are some parts that might make sense from a mechanical standpoint, yeah, maybe, but mostly? It is filled with this nasty, creepy, goo and it floods out all over you and I might have screamed like a little girl.

[ Biting at his thumbnail here and he tilts his head to the side, looking a little freaked out because omfg what has just happened in his home, why is life on the turtle so weird. ]

Aaaaand now it's regrowing. This is some crazy sci fi shit and not in the hot aliens in latex kind of way. Like messed up Star Trek bordering on Alien kind of crap. If I start getting some kind of weird parasite or sickness or end up in a cocoon or wake up with an alien baby, tell Kori I super-like her. And build me a memorial.

But first get me a doctor.

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[stagethreeclinger]

[ ugu he is the sweetest okok. And there's and 'omfg why would you ever, gurlfrond' face. ] Uh, no. I'm nowhere near the douche levels of the Nice Guy angle. [ le shrug ] She's a lot more than just really hot.

[traitorously]

Nice guy? [Catty is not hip with the lingo, bro]

[stagethreeclinger]

Uh pretty much the shittiest person you can be? It's those guys that call 'friend zone' a legit thing and say 'I let her cry on my shoulder and I've been her friend for a long time, I'm such a nice guy, she should be letting me bone her', basically.

[traitorously]

Oh. Okay, I think I get it! In that case, if you die a horrible, chest bursting death, I'll be sure to let her know. What's your name?

[stagethreeclinger]

[ there's a snicker here, despite how gross that is ] Thanks, hon, I appreciate it. Roy Harper. She was totally lying about not being able to remember it so if she says that, call her on her shit.

[traitorously]

Catty Turner. I'd say it's nice to meet you, but I don't know if that's appropriate right now. [:|a] So it's great to meet you, then?

And in memory of Roy Harper, may he rest in goop, I can do that too.

[stagethreeclinger]

Cool to meet you, Catty Turner. Yeah, circumstances aren't really great, but whatever. [ shrug] It works.

[ s-snortlaugh. ] If that isn't on my tombstone I will be seriously disappointed. In the afterlife.

[traitorously]

I'm starting to think you should write all of this stuff down, you know. you've got a lot of final requests going on here.

[stagethreeclinger]

Well I wasn't planning on dying young and pretty, so I hadn't worked up a will yet. Consider this it?