Video || gross computer goo, why, turtle

[stagethreeclinger]

[ Roy's on a public console right now seeing as his is a little... predisposed. Which he's about to tell you about, settle in for a story, kiddies. ]

Okay, so, has anyone tried to take apart the consoles? Here's a handy warning to the wise: DON'T.

[ This is Roy's wide-eyed, semi-serious face (more serious than usual, at least). ]

There are some parts that might make sense from a mechanical standpoint, yeah, maybe, but mostly? It is filled with this nasty, creepy, goo and it floods out all over you and I might have screamed like a little girl.

[ Biting at his thumbnail here and he tilts his head to the side, looking a little freaked out because omfg what has just happened in his home, why is life on the turtle so weird. ]

Aaaaand now it's regrowing. This is some crazy sci fi shit and not in the hot aliens in latex kind of way. Like messed up Star Trek bordering on Alien kind of crap. If I start getting some kind of weird parasite or sickness or end up in a cocoon or wake up with an alien baby, tell Kori I super-like her. And build me a memorial.

But first get me a doctor.

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[cravats]

How interesting. I'd considered making the attempt, but my familiarity with this level of technology isn't strong enough. Did you take any samples?

[traitorously]

Who's Kori? [Catty Turner, focussing on the important shit]

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[fatedchaos]

Roy...

[effective]

If you turn into something, I'll shoot you. [Katniss is being helpful no need to thank her]

[raptorcanaria]

Why, exactly, would you take apart the consoles in the first place?

[Other than being an impulsive idiot, which let's be honest she wouldn't rule out for any Harper.]

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[traumatizing]

Are you okay?

[why aren't you going to see a doctor you got sprayed with weird turtle goop]

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[dustonmyfeet]

You screamed like a little girl because you got covered in goo?

[Helpful Toph is helpful. And kind of snickering at you. Sorry, man.]

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[backwordscompatible]

["Super-Like"? Roy, what are you, twelve?]

You managed to get yourself to another console. I think you can manage the trip to a walk-in clinic.

[heartofgraces]

...A...are you alright?

[WHAT JUST HAPPENED.]

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[bondsprofoundly]

I will tell Kori that you super-like her. [It's a man's dying wish and it's an easy one to grant.]

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[andaway]

[These young superheroes nowadays back in Kal's days-]

Are you alright son? Do you need me to burn it down, or freeze it?

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[urbanmagic]

[That earns a small giggle from her, because okay his reaction was funny.] Noted. Good thing this techie mumbo-jumbo isn't my style.

You're not getting side-effects or anything, are you?

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[michaeljangelo]

What ever you do: don't panic.
Growing a shell when you've been exposed to toxic chemicals of unknown origin is totally normal, and only extremely painful.
I'll talk you through it.

[assuming that by this point Roy has actually seen Mike]

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[chiot]

[ Laughter. And laughter and laughter and then-- ]

'EY! Where are you?! I wanna see, I wanna have a look, huh? Huh? Looks grossssss!

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[hackingyoursensors]

The kedan did suggest that the consoles were alive. Or alive-ish.

[Seriously AU!Roy does he need to put a leash on you or something.]

[remake]

[ Oh how the tables have turned. FINALLY, PETER HAS THE WINNING DIGNITY HAND. ] Dude, I don't even know where to start.

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[candystriped]

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