tushanshu | Video || gross computer goo, why, turtle

[ Roy's on a public console right now seeing as his is a little... predisposed. Which he's about to tell you about, settle in for a story, kiddies. ]

Okay, so, has anyone tried to take apart the consoles? Here's a handy warning to the wise: DON'T.

[ This is Roy's wide-eyed, semi-serious face (more serious than usual, at least). ]

There are some parts that might make sense from a mechanical standpoint, yeah, maybe, but mostly? It is filled with this nasty, creepy, goo and it floods out all over you and I might have screamed like a little girl.

[ Biting at his thumbnail here and he tilts his head to the side, looking a little freaked out because omfg what has just happened in his home, why is life on the turtle so weird. ]

Aaaaand now it's regrowing. This is some crazy sci fi shit and not in the hot aliens in latex kind of way. Like messed up Star Trek bordering on Alien kind of crap. If I start getting some kind of weird parasite or sickness or end up in a cocoon or wake up with an alien baby, tell Kori I super-like her. And build me a memorial.

But first get me a doctor.

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[ omfg saying 'sprayed' makes this so much more traumatizing ]

Uh, well, no parasites or chest bursters yet, but it's only been a few hours.

[HE. actually looks kinda relieved tbh (Terry's just really concerned about everyone after the whole spectres thing okay) but he's going to make this awful because that's stupid.]

If, by chance, you happen to be incubating a weird alien that kills you horribly in the birthing process. Do you have a name in mind?

[terrance ward: asking the important questions]

[ ...omfg terry he loves you a little and also this is hideous. ]

I've always been kind of partial to 'Frederick'. It sounds classy, you know? Like, I want my alien baby to be respectable, right?

[i think you mean beautiful]

Of course. There's no reason being a monstrous hybrid has to define it.

[trust him he has experience with this kind of thing]

[ of course ]

He will be a beautiful and special snowflake despite who or what he eats his way out of to be born.

[ mock-dramatic ] You take care of my boy, Terry. You tell him I loved him.

[ sobbing, what even is this conversation ]

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[terry's monotone is surprisingly earnest rn] Don't you worry, Roy. Frederick will know you only ever wanted the best for him. I'll make sure of it.

[what are you talking about this is completely normal]

You're a true friend, Terry. Consider yourself his godfather.

[ so solemn. there is even a sniffle ]

I'm touched, Roy. [HAND ON HEART] I won't let you down.

[s i g h] You know, I'm kind of disappointed you're probably not going to have a horrible monster baby now.

Bless you, Terry.

[ snortlaugh ] I know, right? Maybe there's an alternate universe somewhere where I do.

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