Video || gross computer goo, why, turtle

[stagethreeclinger]

[ Roy's on a public console right now seeing as his is a little... predisposed. Which he's about to tell you about, settle in for a story, kiddies. ]

Okay, so, has anyone tried to take apart the consoles? Here's a handy warning to the wise: DON'T.

[ This is Roy's wide-eyed, semi-serious face (more serious than usual, at least). ]

There are some parts that might make sense from a mechanical standpoint, yeah, maybe, but mostly? It is filled with this nasty, creepy, goo and it floods out all over you and I might have screamed like a little girl.

[ Biting at his thumbnail here and he tilts his head to the side, looking a little freaked out because omfg what has just happened in his home, why is life on the turtle so weird. ]

Aaaaand now it's regrowing. This is some crazy sci fi shit and not in the hot aliens in latex kind of way. Like messed up Star Trek bordering on Alien kind of crap. If I start getting some kind of weird parasite or sickness or end up in a cocoon or wake up with an alien baby, tell Kori I super-like her. And build me a memorial.

But first get me a doctor.

Comments

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[hackingyoursensors]

The kedan did suggest that the consoles were alive. Or alive-ish.

[Seriously AU!Roy does he need to put a leash on you or something.]

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[stagethreeclinger]

[ He cannot be chained!! ]

Uh, well. Verified that for you guys. You're welcome.

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[hackingyoursensors]

Thanks?

So, have you started mutating yet?

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[stagethreeclinger]

No problem.

Not as of yet, but we've got a plan in place should alien baby happen. Plus, I know a mutant who's pretty cool, so not the worst thing that could happen.

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[hackingyoursensors]

If an alien baby rips its way out of your stomach, you're on your own.

[Seriously, Roy, he doesn't have Bat-training for that. Not that he thinks Roy knows about it-- his secret ID is pretty solid back home. A-ahahaha.]

What did the non-gooey parts look like? You said some of it was machinery.

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[stagethreeclinger]

What, not even a Get Well card? Ouch, kiddo.

[ Wow, bat-training is so limited. ]

I dunno, machinery is sort of stretching it. They look organic, mostly. Like, it's hard to tell where the living parts and the machine part separate. Granted, I didn't really look too long. Because surprise-goo.

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[hackingyoursensors]

Nope, sorry.

[I know, right?]

I'll take your word for it. Not too interested in the mystery goo. I wonder why they use living things as communicators instead of the tech they have here. It's just weird.