Video || gross computer goo, why, turtle

[stagethreeclinger]

[ Roy's on a public console right now seeing as his is a little... predisposed. Which he's about to tell you about, settle in for a story, kiddies. ]

Okay, so, has anyone tried to take apart the consoles? Here's a handy warning to the wise: DON'T.

[ This is Roy's wide-eyed, semi-serious face (more serious than usual, at least). ]

There are some parts that might make sense from a mechanical standpoint, yeah, maybe, but mostly? It is filled with this nasty, creepy, goo and it floods out all over you and I might have screamed like a little girl.

[ Biting at his thumbnail here and he tilts his head to the side, looking a little freaked out because omfg what has just happened in his home, why is life on the turtle so weird. ]

Aaaaand now it's regrowing. This is some crazy sci fi shit and not in the hot aliens in latex kind of way. Like messed up Star Trek bordering on Alien kind of crap. If I start getting some kind of weird parasite or sickness or end up in a cocoon or wake up with an alien baby, tell Kori I super-like her. And build me a memorial.

But first get me a doctor.

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[stagethreeclinger]

[ ugu clark kent u so dreamy ]

Yeah, might be a good idea. I've got someone wanting to examine a sample, but I'll have to pry it back open for it. Apparently the stuff that got on me is contaminated. [ :T rude ]

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[andaway]

[It's the cape, girls dig the cape.]

Well... it makes sense that they would want to be as rigorous as possible, as far as I know it's the first time we've come across this. If you feel an itch or anything by the sort where the- uh- goo touched you should tell someone, by the way.

...And I have to ask: Kori as in Koriand'r?

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[stagethreeclinger]

[ Damn, he should've gone for cape, not tight pants. ]

I'll be shouting it on the hilltops if something starts feeling weird, trust me, Superbud.

Starfire? Yeah, one in the same. You know her in your universe?

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[andaway]

I do, she's a pretty powerful powerhouse and one of the few who doesn't back down from being angry at me.

And she also has a history with a certain ex-robin.

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[stagethreeclinger]

Sounds like her. Backing down in general isn't really in her vocabulary.

Yeah, I'm aware. [ This is Roy's :| face of 'how about we talk about something else rn' ]

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[andaway]

It doesn't seem to be in the vocabulary of her race in general.

[A hum] Another thing that's the same in both worlds then.