Video || gross computer goo, why, turtle

[stagethreeclinger]

[ Roy's on a public console right now seeing as his is a little... predisposed. Which he's about to tell you about, settle in for a story, kiddies. ]

Okay, so, has anyone tried to take apart the consoles? Here's a handy warning to the wise: DON'T.

[ This is Roy's wide-eyed, semi-serious face (more serious than usual, at least). ]

There are some parts that might make sense from a mechanical standpoint, yeah, maybe, but mostly? It is filled with this nasty, creepy, goo and it floods out all over you and I might have screamed like a little girl.

[ Biting at his thumbnail here and he tilts his head to the side, looking a little freaked out because omfg what has just happened in his home, why is life on the turtle so weird. ]

Aaaaand now it's regrowing. This is some crazy sci fi shit and not in the hot aliens in latex kind of way. Like messed up Star Trek bordering on Alien kind of crap. If I start getting some kind of weird parasite or sickness or end up in a cocoon or wake up with an alien baby, tell Kori I super-like her. And build me a memorial.

But first get me a doctor.

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[stagethreeclinger]

That would be why we do it where they won't see us. [ SNEAKY SNEAKY SHH FACE HERE. And a PFFT kind of sound. ] Look, you can't work with explosives until you start out with something flamable, it's okay, I'm a professional.

[ he's super not. well, at least not in a documented kind of sense. ]

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[fatedchaos]

[You, sir, are going to get her into so much trouble. She can feel it in her bones, honestly.] Where are we going to do that? How? [Does Roy even know about her abilities? Is that what he's talking about?] But I don't want to work with explosives.

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[stagethreeclinger]

[ he does that sometimes :'3 ] I have my sneaky ninja ways. I got this, no worries, Shideezhí. [ That being the Navajo word for 'little sister'. ] Explosives are seriously handy. I'd recommend it.

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[fatedchaos]

[She's shaking her head.] Sneaky ninja ways... [more nicknames, weh] But why would I want to explode anything?

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[stagethreeclinger]

Because it's cool???

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[fatedchaos]

It's destructive.

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[stagethreeclinger]

Yes, hence the being cool.

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[fatedchaos]

Agreeing to disagree.