Text; Don't judge.

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Hello evereaone. My name is Cora and I am seventean 17. Inglish is a lot more diffikalty than Chyneas. I am lurning it so bea paytient give mea tyme to mastur thea layngwuj. Numburs are easea at furst.

Thaync yu much. Avitar Cora.

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[alphatar]

So language not layngwuj? You hav trubbl too?

Bigger keyboard? Why raise not rays?

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[michaeljangelo]

Because English is stupid.
And the people who designed keyboards are hateful people who don't like mutant turtles.

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[alphatar]

I like mutant turtles.

No. No. By bigger keyboard. I have jewlons.

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[michaeljangelo]

That's because you have good taste.

jewlons?

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[alphatar]

The best.

Ya. Munnea. Cash. Koyns. I can by you a bigger keyboard.

[michaeljangelo]

Money! No, you don't have to do that. And I'm kind of fresh out. I do okay. But thank you for the offer.

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You're wellcome. Offer is opin if you chaynj your mind. I have fish to bring you all if no food is left.

D'awwwwwww!

[michaeljangelo]

You fish?

text; LET HELP YOU MIKE

[alphatar]

Ya! Fynic payse mea to cach fish. Ekstra fish I get to ceep so I mayk shur to cach a lot.

text; There's help and then there's hand outs. One is good, the other not so much.

[michaeljangelo]

How about I trade you fish for cooked fish dinner?

text; My god, I'm starting to type like this normally.

[alphatar]

Fayr trayde. I hav frozin vejtubls to so it can be a ful meel. I think I can get sum som rice to.

Method gaming?

[michaeljangelo]

Rice I've got. Vegetables less so. People don't toss out frozen food as often.
I love it when a plan comes together.

text; Yus, I am inveluped in my karactur.

[alphatar]

Wurx for mea me. We shuld pik a day when all for of you gys are there.

text; That's talent, yo.

[michaeljangelo]

Technically there are six of us here, but I think the chances of getting all of us together in one room are slim to impossible.

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[alphatar]

Six?? I thot it was jist you for? To mor bruthurs? I'm konfewzd.

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[michaeljangelo]

There's Me, Mikey. Raph. Raphael. Leo and Leonardo. Raphael and Leonardo are older than I am. Mikey, Raph, and Leo are younger.

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[alphatar]

Wo wo. Slo down. I no you. Mikkey Mikey. Leo and Raphael.

Anuthur older Leonardo and Raphael are heer to?

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[michaeljangelo]

Yes. They're taller.

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[alphatar]

So why are you all not togethur?

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[michaeljangelo]

Artistic differences.

text; Yes, she's trying to sound somewhat intimidating through horrible english text.

[alphatar]

Not bying it. Are they meen? Was there a fyte?

I can tolk to them.

text; It's kind of adorable, actually.

[michaeljangelo]

I think we are too similar to get along well for long stretches of time.

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[alphatar]

It's so weerd that you guys have a bruthurhud in your home worlds but here it's lyke nun of you can get a lawng.

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[michaeljangelo]

Brotherhood does not mean we get along. We fight a lot back home too. Are you an only child?

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[alphatar]

Yes. It's always been just me and my pairints.