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[alphatar]

Hello evereaone. My name is Cora and I am seventean 17. Inglish is a lot more diffikalty than Chyneas. I am lurning it so bea paytient give mea tyme to mastur thea layngwuj. Numburs are easea at furst.

Thaync yu much. Avitar Cora.

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[alphatar]

I’ll make sure that mistake never happens again Captain.

[Eating her words with a sense of dignity was a rare thing for Korra.]

Oh, don’t worry. I’m sure you’ll get the hang of it. You can practice with me any time.

[There is no way Korra could become more snarkier than this.]

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[jirk]

Atta girl. You're learning just fine.

[In more ways than one. Honestly, he's still busy being impressed by her English skills. Not a lot of people can make that kind of progress in so short a time period. One more reason he kind of reminds him of himself.

(Never let it be said that James Kirk doesn't also have a talented tongue)

He grins, reaches for another sea prune. Which, yes, involves hauling his butt off the couch and to the counter.]

Consider yourself booked for future endeavours, then.

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[alphatar]

[A second sea prune nets him a grin before she reaches for one herself and happily chewing it. Then, giving a firm nod, Korra gives the actual proper salute he showed her earlier.]

Understood Captain. [Her voice way too deep, and sounding about as fake of a serious male voice as a seventeen year old girl can muster.]

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[jirk]

[Korra, you are adorable and he adores you so there.]

You got anything else I need to try? Yak flakes or something?

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[alphatar]

Apologies, but the rest of the menu has been sold out. [Korra stuck the sea prune in between her front teeth] Thith ith id. [It disappeared when she closed her mouth and then she spoke clearly.] But if something comes up, you’ll be the first to know.

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[jirk]

[He laughs.]

Okay, so does that mean I'm dismissed from my duties as official Avatar guinea pig?

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[alphatar]

[A sly smirk.]

You are relieved from duty until further notice Captain.

[She was having a lot more fun with this than she should have.]

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[jirk]

Aye-aye, Avatar.

[Jim sneaks another prune from the bowl, gives her a cheeky, cheery salute and then turns for the door.]

I'll see you around, huh? Don't be a stranger. And I'm serious about that ice!

[But if she doesn't say anything further, or try to stop him, he'll head outside.]