Video;

[undoubtable]

[ To those most familiar with human coloring, the woman in the video may look a little odd. She’s got red skin, black hair, and eyes that glow yellow where her pupils should be. She’s also noticeably more muscular than the average woman. Bigger, too. She fills up the screen, leaving relatively little to see behind her.

Judging from the frown that twists her black lips, she isn’t particularly happy. ]

All right. It’s been three days. The guys that brought me here promised me a fight. A “strong” — [ The quotation marks are audible, as is the faint sneer of disbelief when she says the word. ] — enemy.

So where is it? I’m bored.

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[zerotoawesome]

[Whoa... Hello hottie hulk.]

If you're looking for a strong man to fight, then look no further.

[No, Santo... Just no.]

[undoubtable]

Oh yeah?

[ A slow, challenging smile curves her mouth. ]

You think you can take me?

[zerotoawesome]

Not to brag or anything, but I've totally taken on the real Hulk.

[And was kicked all the way to Jersey, but that's not the point. The point is that he's totally screwed.]

I'm pretty awesome like that.

[undoubtable]

The real Hulk.

[ Her eyebrows rise. ]

What am I? Imaginary?

[zerotoawesome]

No, that's not what I meant! But you're not really green, you know?

[undoubtable]

No. I'm not. But if I see the real Hulk, I'll be sure to send him your way.

[zerotoawesome]

Aw jeez, are you really upset about the "real" part?

[undoubtable]

Learn to watch your words more carefully. That's what real men do.

[zerotoawesome]

I didn't mean anything by it, really. I just meant the, you know, the big guy before there were like twenty hulks.

[undoubtable]

We have names, you know. Those distinguish us pretty well.

[zerotoawesome]

Yeeeeeah, no offense, but Hulk, She-Hulk, and, what, Red Hulk? It's not really distinguishing. I mean, not unless you find some more colors and you can be Hulk Rangers.

That'd be cool, actually. I'd watch that show.

[undoubtable]

What are you talking about?

[zerotoawesome]

Which part? That your names aren't all that original or the part where I need one of you to shout "It's morphin' time"?

[undoubtable]

[ There's a long pause as she stares at him. ]

You have no idea how to talk to women, do you?

[zerotoawesome]

I thought I was improving?

[Considering he hasn't talked about his junk yet or really tried to hit on her?]

[undoubtable]

We have names. Not just colors and nicknames.

[zerotoawesome]

... Is your name public knowledge?

[undoubtable]

The military knows it. And the Avengers. I don't know about anyone else.

[zerotoawesome]

I'm guessing the X-Men don't, since they're my team... Half the time. I don't know if you've heard yet, but I'm with the Avengers here, so...

[undoubtable]

Which Avengers are here?

[zerotoawesome]

Well, besides me, the best one of the bunch, Cap and Iron Man are around. Black Panther, Ms. Marvel, and Scarlet Witch are hanging around too. I haven't talked to them as much lately, and people tend to come and go.

[undoubtable]

[ So not her father. That's good to know. ]

Come and go how? The people who brought us here just send us back?

[zerotoawesome]

[Nope. Not that he knows of. He also isn't aware that Bruce is around, and likely won't until he sees the Hulk roaming around.]

I don't think the Emperor can do it herself, or not that I've heard. It kind of seems that she doesn't have control over who gets sent home... Or even who she brings here, but... Yeah.

[undoubtable]

Who does? It can't be random.

[zerotoawesome]

You're asking the wrong badass rock dude. If I knew who it was, I'd have punched them in the face by now.