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[zerotoawesome]

[So, instead of Santo's usual sexy stony visage, the video is greeted with this lovely face:


Or, you know, it would be, but Santo is currently wrapped up tighter than his bff Dust. The sheet is wrapped around him from head to toe, leaving only his eyes visible, at least until one of his new bunny ears pokes it's way out and the whole costume comes undone.]

Okay, I don't get why everyone is complaining about this so much. I mean, I guess I can't judge since I'm not a kid or an old man or whatever people are turning into.

Because, I mean, come on! Look at me! I'm a freakin' Playboy Bunny now! Literally! I'm like a mutant with stripping as a superpower!

Uh... Not that I'm going to be stripping, Fran! I promise. I mean, I'm not even looking at myself in the mirror.

Not that I don't want to, because you're seriously sexy, but I'm not because I'm respectful like that. I'm a gentleman.

[Yeah, as calm as he wants to seem, he's pretty uncomfortable about all of this.]

Anyway, so is this how everybody feels things? I forgot what it felt like to not be made out of rocks.

[The longest ass pause ever.]

And I need to ask the most important question that will ever be asked on this thing... How are people going to the bathroom like this? I mean, how do you not look at yours- other people's, you know... Their bits?

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[langsyne]

I think it's calling looking straight ahead and not down.

[Scott doesn't understand why everyone is freaking the hell out over girl bits and going to the bathroom but it's fucking hilarious.]

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[zerotoawesome]

[Not everyone has had sex or a kid, Scott. Some of us are teenagers with hormones and feelings and cooties.]

But like- I have you, you know... With the pants?

[Wait, looking down again.]

Which my bunny friend doesn't wear apparently.

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[langsyne]

[Y'all should get together and form a support group during these most trying of times then. He has no sympathy for any of you.]

Then that should make it easier, shouldn't it?

[IF THERE'S NOTHING THERE....or at least that's what he's assuming.]

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[zerotoawesome]

[Wow. Rude, Ant-Man. Living up to the name, bro.]

I'm not walking around naked.

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[definingfuture]

[Santo please.]

Very carefully.

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[zerotoawesome]

[Nope never. Also, guess who missed the memo.]

Sorry, ma'am, and... Um, this is going to sound weird, but are there any tricks? Like, swoop and turn? That'd work right?

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[definingfuture]

[He is thankfully pretty recognizable by the way he talks. Although that may or may not actually be a good thing.

Tony's just sighing. Then again...]

You could always close your eyes.

[It's harmless fun, right?]

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[zerotoawesome]

But then I might trip and fall.

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[alpha_squad_leader]

[Still looking like Billy, Vic pinches the bridge of his nose before he answers.]

Just don't look any more than you absolutely have to, Santo. Some looking is going to be unavoidable.

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[zerotoawesome]

Vic-Billy, bro... Vicky. It's totally not the same okay. You still have junk that you're familiar with, and it's another gay guy's so it's okay, right?

The last girl I saw naked nearly sicced Hope on me.

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[alpha_squad_leader]

Don't call me Vicky. And no it isn't okay. I doubt Billy would appreciate me looking at his junk any more than I had to. And then there's the matter of his boyfriend...

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[zerotoawesome]

But Bictor just sounds dumb. And, dude, the boyfriend who isn't here. I'm just saying.

[wonmyfreedom]

[... okay, this post just has her feeling more amused than anything else.]

I believe the answer is to simply sit down and go, is it not?

[zerotoawesome]

But, like- I'm trying to be all respectful and junk here. I mean, I haven't even touched my- your- myself or anything...

I mean! Like crossing my arms or the ears or anything like that.

[He's going to die.]

[wonmyfreedom]

It is fine. [Seriously, kid. You gotta go to the bathroom, then go to the bathroom.]

As long as you do not spend your hours fondling my breasts and parts beyond, do what you will. All I ask is that you avoid areas with heavy concentrations of mist. [Because the result would either be a mist frenzy or passing the hell out. Neither of which are particularly fun.]

[zerotoawesome]

Definitely no fondling, I promise! Not that I wouldn't, because, let's be real, your body is slamming, but this is too weird, and I'm pretty sure you can kick my ass. [He really needs to learn to stop talking.]

Okay... How do I know which areas have a lot of mist?

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[freeskies]

[honestly, he could agree with the 'Fran is sexy' bit. Otherwise, he was mostly amused.]

Is this a public query or a rhetorical question? An important distinction for those of us with answers.

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[zerotoawesome]

Why can't it be both?

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[freeskies]

Well, one implies an answer is wanted... the other is rhetorical, of course.

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[gathersnomoss]

Do you normally spend long hours in the bathroom contemplating your 'bits'?

[Someone is cranky. Perhaps because he did not get to be a very attractive bunny-woman (or even to lose the stone) when his anatomy was rearranged]

[audio only]

[zerotoawesome]

You don't?

[Really, he'd trade with you right now. Rocks are so much easier than bunny and having senses.]

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[gathersnomoss]

[sighs, turns on the video]

[Well, he appears to have lost a bit of height, and gained some curves, and maybe a bit more of a feminine jawline, though the rocks make it hard to tell. The voice is different though.]

Happy?

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[superoverachiever]

...Classy. Real classy.

[She leaves the video on because her voice is tiny and squeaky anyway and she doesn't want to bother explaining when she's too busy judging Santo.]

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[zerotoawesome]

... Is that you, Ava?

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[superoverachiever]

It's me, yeah.

In my own body even. It's just smaller.