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[So, instead of Santo's usual sexy stony visage, the video is greeted with this lovely face:

Or, you know, it would be, but Santo is currently wrapped up tighter than his bff Dust. The sheet is wrapped around him from head to toe, leaving only his eyes visible, at least until one of his new bunny ears pokes it's way out and the whole costume comes undone.]

Okay, I don't get why everyone is complaining about this so much. I mean, I guess I can't judge since I'm not a kid or an old man or whatever people are turning into.

Because, I mean, come on! Look at me! I'm a freakin' Playboy Bunny now! Literally! I'm like a mutant with stripping as a superpower!

Uh... Not that I'm going to be stripping, Fran! I promise. I mean, I'm not even looking at myself in the mirror.

Not that I don't want to, because you're seriously sexy, but I'm not because I'm respectful like that. I'm a gentleman.

[Yeah, as calm as he wants to seem, he's pretty uncomfortable about all of this.]

Anyway, so is this how everybody feels things? I forgot what it felt like to not be made out of rocks.

[The longest ass pause ever.]

And I need to ask the most important question that will ever be asked on this thing... How are people going to the bathroom like this? I mean, how do you not look at yours- other people's, you know... Their bits?

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And all I'm telling you is that you're single now. He's technically single right now.

Perfect time to get back on that horse... The one in your body.

Except he's not single, technically or otherwise. [He pinches the bridge of his nose.] You want me to try dating again, fine. But I'm not going after a guy with a boyfriend.

Not single back home. You know how long we've been here and what this place is like. Besides, you're both guys, and guys have needs. I'm just saying, you shouldn't rule anything out.

Santo, no. If for no other reason than the fact that his boyfriend could show up here suddenly.

And when that time comes, your ticket to poundtown expires. You can still have fun until then, though.

I severely doubt Billy sees it that way either.

I'll ask him for you.

[Victor stares for a moment before throwing his hands up.]

You know what, fine. Go ask him but don't say I didn't warn you when he doesn't agree with you.

What makes you so certain he'll disagree? We both know he has a thing for green.

Because his boyfriend is way hotter than I am.[Victor glances away.] And he can turn the green off.

... Are you serious?

He's got a hot blond guy build like Colossus. I don't compare to that.

Are you seriously going to put me through this dude? I'm not Pixie, I'm not good for the whole support conversations. You know that.

Then let's just drop it.

You're sexy, okay?

Santo. [He sighs.] Just drop it, okay?

No, because you're being stupid.

No, Santo. I just don't want to talk about it right now.

Fine. Let's talk about something else, then.

Fine. What else did you want to talk about?

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