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tushanshu2015-10-05 04:26 pm
hexualdysfunction) wrote in tushanshu2015-10-05 04:26 pm
Video the First, In Which a Wizard Seeks Companions
[Now, what in the fresh hell is this? A new guy, more cheerful than appropriate? Maybe.
Wally speaks with the most affected accent: that of a teenager running a D&D campaign, feigning the voice of a wizard.
That's exactly what he's doing. He's trying to look more professional and wizardly than he really is.]
Good morning, my friends! This lovely day, I awoke to the sun reflecting off the shell of our gracious host, the great swimming turtle -
Which - ah. May or may not be dead. And it wasn't actually the shell, it was a building with particularly reflective windows. But you get the point: lovely, lovely day.
Who has plans today? I have a strong desire - a hankering, if you will - for adventure, and am in search of a party for just such a campaign. I seem to have missed all the excitement with the Chihuahuas - terribly disappointing, I love those little ratty beasts - but I'm sure something else will come along. Now, I find it best if my parties consist of one thief, one swordsman, one bard, and possibly a Paladin or a Monk of some sort. You know. Religious types to keep an eye on our immortal souls and summon the powers of the Otherworld for their righteous cause.
We also need a quest.
I do love questing.
[He has literally never been on a quest.]
I think I'll hold auditions. Please submit your name and work experience to Wallace Sheldon Everett, Wizard, by noon. I'd like to get a much earlier start than that, but I also understand people have other obligations.
Wally speaks with the most affected accent: that of a teenager running a D&D campaign, feigning the voice of a wizard.
That's exactly what he's doing. He's trying to look more professional and wizardly than he really is.]
Good morning, my friends! This lovely day, I awoke to the sun reflecting off the shell of our gracious host, the great swimming turtle -
Which - ah. May or may not be dead. And it wasn't actually the shell, it was a building with particularly reflective windows. But you get the point: lovely, lovely day.
Who has plans today? I have a strong desire - a hankering, if you will - for adventure, and am in search of a party for just such a campaign. I seem to have missed all the excitement with the Chihuahuas - terribly disappointing, I love those little ratty beasts - but I'm sure something else will come along. Now, I find it best if my parties consist of one thief, one swordsman, one bard, and possibly a Paladin or a Monk of some sort. You know. Religious types to keep an eye on our immortal souls and summon the powers of the Otherworld for their righteous cause.
We also need a quest.
I do love questing.
[He has literally never been on a quest.]
I think I'll hold auditions. Please submit your name and work experience to Wallace Sheldon Everett, Wizard, by noon. I'd like to get a much earlier start than that, but I also understand people have other obligations.
video;
[She turns around, scribbles furiously on a piece of paper for a few moments, and turns back, presenting it to the camera.
It reads, in her pretty bad handwriting:
Kitty Callahan, Midnight Hotel, Keeliai, Tu Vishan, whattheheckisthisplanetcalledanyway
Education
Valcentica Academy of Magic, 2007-2008
Accomplishments:
Employment History
2002?? literally for as long as I can remember-Present: Assassin
- I kill bad people and am mostly paid in eggrolls
- Proficiency with sword, polearm, and gun
- I am under no circumstances allowed to use a bow
- Works well partnered and alone
- Breadth of experience in varied conditions
- Only three formal reprimands!!
- Okay, six
]How's that?
Re: video;
[He squints to read the rest, though admittedly the numbers trouble him. What sort of dates are those, anyway??]
Now, what exactly is a gun?