Video the First, In Which a Wizard Seeks Companions

[hexualdysfunction]

[Now, what in the fresh hell is this? A new guy, more cheerful than appropriate? Maybe.

Wally speaks with the most affected accent: that of a teenager running a D&D campaign, feigning the voice of a wizard.

That's exactly what he's doing. He's trying to look more professional and wizardly than he really is.]

Good morning, my friends! This lovely day, I awoke to the sun reflecting off the shell of our gracious host, the great swimming turtle -

Which - ah. May or may not be dead. And it wasn't actually the shell, it was a building with particularly reflective windows. But you get the point: lovely, lovely day.

Who has plans today? I have a strong desire - a hankering, if you will - for adventure, and am in search of a party for just such a campaign. I seem to have missed all the excitement with the Chihuahuas - terribly disappointing, I love those little ratty beasts - but I'm sure something else will come along. Now, I find it best if my parties consist of one thief, one swordsman, one bard, and possibly a Paladin or a Monk of some sort. You know. Religious types to keep an eye on our immortal souls and summon the powers of the Otherworld for their righteous cause.

We also need a quest.

I do love questing.

[He has literally never been on a quest.]

I think I'll hold auditions. Please submit your name and work experience to Wallace Sheldon Everett, Wizard, by noon. I'd like to get a much earlier start than that, but I also understand people have other obligations.

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Re: [Video]

[hexualdysfunction]

Thus far, we've decided to go forth and inspect the mines in the mountains. However, if there is a cause which requires a skilled hand, a sharp blade, and the steely resolve of a hardy group of men (and women), why, I would very much like to know!

[A small gesture of greeting indicates that he has heard Arno's name.]

[Video]

[stubbornlittleshit]

Now THAT sounds like a lot of fun. [Arno can't help grinning at the thought.] And rather worthy too. I hear they are also discussing a means of helping prevent our Turtle, the one who bears the land we are on, to keep from sinking. NOT quite as adventurous as what you propose, though valuable still.

[Video]

[hexualdysfunction]

Ah - yes, it would be rather important to keep our reptilian island afloat. I don't suppose you know who I should speak with about that?

[Video]

[stubbornlittleshit]

They ARE having a meeting on the ninth at the Court of Public Opinion. It PROBABLY is the best place to start. Sure, there'll be a lot of shouting and arguing about how to proceed, but.

[Arno shrugs at that.]

Best way to start talking about it, I guess.

Re: [Video]

[hexualdysfunction]

Oh, there's to be a court? I do love those. All the pageantry brings a tear to the eye. Yes, I think I'll start there.

Thank you, my friend!

[Video]

[stubbornlittleshit]

There IS. They have it every so often, where everyone gathers.

A bit different than it used to be, I gather, given the lack of Emperor but still, impressive enough to watch in action.

You are very welcome.