[text misfire]

[no_light]

[ It's the second time a message from Kylo Ren shows up in as many months, a new record! What joy!

But this misfired text message going public by morning isn't one he would have wanted to share. ]

you're SO pretty... like SO pretty

i never say nice things to you why do i never say nice things?

i want to write a poem about your eyes and how good you fight you're really special you know that? youre light and fierceness and danger and i was awful to you I'm sorry i never said sorry before huh

[ Such is the result of sampling too much of the local brews, and then experimenting with new technology.

Kylo, enjoy your hangover with a little extra, courtesy of the malfunctioning network. ]

Comments

Re: [Text]

[no_light]

[ Nooooo!

This is even worse than mockery! ]

Thank you. I will pass it on.

[ Right after dying from embarrassment. ]

[Text]

[purered]

[Sorry Kylo but it could be worse. Much worse.]

You are welcome. If you like, I can offer a list of restaurants that you and your partner may enjoy for a date?

Re: [Text]

[no_light]

[That... Is actually a useful response unlike most he has gotten.]

I don't think we will be needing that. But if you insist.

[Text]

[purered]

[Klaus recognizes a grump who would never ask for help, considering he's worked with a few himself. He presses on regardless.]

Then I am glad to have offered.

[Here Kylo - have a nice long list of some affordable but fancy restaurants, quiet cafes, and one cute bakery.]

[no_light]

[ He takes a cursory look at the list that has arrived on his network console. ]

Thank you. [ Grudgingly. Oh so grudgingly. ]

[purered]

You are most welcome. And best of luck to you and your partner.