[text misfire]

[no_light]

[ It's the second time a message from Kylo Ren shows up in as many months, a new record! What joy!

But this misfired text message going public by morning isn't one he would have wanted to share. ]

you're SO pretty... like SO pretty

i never say nice things to you why do i never say nice things?

i want to write a poem about your eyes and how good you fight you're really special you know that? youre light and fierceness and danger and i was awful to you I'm sorry i never said sorry before huh

[ Such is the result of sampling too much of the local brews, and then experimenting with new technology.

Kylo, enjoy your hangover with a little extra, courtesy of the malfunctioning network. ]

Comments

[spiderforhire]

Too late, that was actually extremely flattering.

[no_light]

Well, it's wonderful that at least one of us is delighted.

[spiderforhire]

Oh good, I was starting to think you might not like me ;)

[no_light]

What's there not to like about yo?

[spiderforhire]

Nothing, that's why I was so confused!

[no_light]

Right.

Well I think I will leave you to figure that out.

[spiderforhire]

I'd much rather talk about you.

What is mister dark scary man up to around here, anyway?

[no_light]

I'd much rather not talk to you, least of all now.

I'm not up to anything.

[spiderforhire]

That wasn't a question of what nefarious things you are up to, it was a very unbiased, perfectly harmless question of what you do with your time.

Do you drink tea? Do you watch the water flow down the channels? Do you read the latest issue of Sociopath's Monthy?

C'mon I'm trying to be personable, don't squander this opportunity, it doesn't come often.

[no_light]

[ Ugh. Being social. It's far too early to be social. ]

I work. I meditate. I train. I deal with annoying spiders.

[spiderforhire]

Oooh, where do you work? I want to come bug you where you'll be forced to be nice to me.

[no_light]

No.

[ Should not have mentioned that. What a terrible prospect. ]

Find your entertainment elsewhere.

[spiderforhire]

If you don't tell me I'm going to text you every 5 minutes asking you to tell me.

It would really just be easier for both of us if you fessed up now.

[no_light]

The dojo. Are yiu happy now? I'm going back to sleep.

[spiderforhire]

Sweet dreams~