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[ So, Roy hasn't been around that long, but he's gotten to know Keeliai, the natives, heard about the Emperor and definitely picked up on the tension between foreigners and the Kedan, but just out right asking about What The Hell Is Wrong With This Place seems a little too obvious. And lame.

And this way is much more fun. ]

Okay so is there a part of living on the back of a giant magic turtle that isn't supposed to be completely awesome? Because a lot of you seem to be really bummed about it, and I'm starting to think it's more than just a strong case of Stick Up The Ass going around.

[ And frankly, Roy likes looking like the idiot. He raises up a hand holding some kind of Kedanian smoothie in the cafe he's seated in, and gives an 'okay, humor me' kind of gesture. ]

Let's pretend for two seconds that you're all actually the most boring people ever and the part where we're on a monster turtle isn't enough for you - you're getting what's practically a free vacation. A beautiful city on a tropical island that's really more like a cruise, and even a space you can go sit near Yurtle's massive head and zen your neurotic brains out. The closest we have to that at home is legalizing pot.

I know I'm inviting a sea of sarcastic quips to kill my buzz about the whole badass Suessical adventure, so let's try to be organized and civil about this - there's only so much scathing sardonicism I can handle at once. Please fill out the attached form and get back to me:

Your Name: Self explanatory.
Your Age: It'd probably explain some things, I'm jussayin.
Level of Suck of Your Homeworld: On a scale of Fantasia to Bambi. Just trying to keep some perspective.
Your Complaints About Our Magical Turtle Adventure: Let it all out, brothers and sisters. Testify.
Notes: Whatever. How's my hair?

Thank you for your participation! Here is a wavier for your free snow cone! Not really. Sorry.

[ Oh wait, just this last piece here: ] Also, if you know anyone who likes to run around in tights and a mask, maybe a cape, let me know? Thanks! [ A little salute, and he signs out. ]

[[ ooc; If you could, please fill out his permissions post ova hurr, and here's the html for his little questionnaire thing :>

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I told you. After. Trust me: I'm a magician of my word. Already? And here I had such high hopes for you.

Magician? Like rabbit out of a hat style?

Disappointment's one of my specialties. Okay, crap. Uhhhh. Snow Cone In Wonderland, Snow Cone and the Funky Bunch. Oh, forget those, those are shitty. Et tu, Snow Cone, Joseph Snowconelin - leader of the Snowviet Union, William Snowspeare - author of Conethello.

Or, you know, the other way around.

[You can have Kyle to thank for that one.]

Alright, alright, I can hear your poor brain overloading from here. At ease, boy.

A hat out of a rabbit? That sounds painful. And inhumane.

Hey, I could've gone on. You owe me a snow cone now, fyi.

That's why it's a magic trick. Hey, you were the one complaining. But I think we can arrange that. Any particular flavor, or should I just assume 'all of them'?

I'm not sure I really want to see that one.

Grape. The mother of all snow cone flavors.

Your loss. Green Grape or Red Grape?

Maybe sometime when I'm not thinking of that bunny I had as a kid.

Please. Red grape.

I feel like I'm learning so much about you right now. Come stop by my place, and I'll make you one fresh. 3-A, in the Wood Sector. I'll be chilling out front.

If you want the life story all you have to do is ask, but it might take a while. I had a ferret too.

I'll be by soon.

I'll be here. Unless I won't.

If not, I'll just look like a creeper breaking into your house. I take snow cones very seriously.

[ And he disconnects in favor of making his way over. He shows up about ten or so minutes later, baseball cap on and mask taken off and stuffed in a back pocket. ]

Yo.

[The door's open, and she's hanging out nearby, leaning back on two legs of a chair as she props her feet up on the armrest of the couch. There's a book in hand, but good luck trying to read the language: it was apparently native to the Turtle, only.]

[She just liked the pictures.]

Yo yourself.

You weren't kidding about the snow cones, were you?

[ He paces on in and leans against the door frame with a shoulder, hands in pockets and slouching a little. ]

Snow cones are serious biz. Whatcha readin'?

No kidding. Just wait until you meet my next door neighbor. Then, you'll see how serious they are.

[Smirking, she holds up the cover, as if its indecipherable calligraphy explained everything.]

Spells.

I don't speak the languages, but some of the diagrams are pretty self-explanatory.

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