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[ So, Roy hasn't been around that long, but he's gotten to know Keeliai, the natives, heard about the Emperor and definitely picked up on the tension between foreigners and the Kedan, but just out right asking about What The Hell Is Wrong With This Place seems a little too obvious. And lame.

And this way is much more fun. ]

Okay so is there a part of living on the back of a giant magic turtle that isn't supposed to be completely awesome? Because a lot of you seem to be really bummed about it, and I'm starting to think it's more than just a strong case of Stick Up The Ass going around.

[ And frankly, Roy likes looking like the idiot. He raises up a hand holding some kind of Kedanian smoothie in the cafe he's seated in, and gives an 'okay, humor me' kind of gesture. ]

Let's pretend for two seconds that you're all actually the most boring people ever and the part where we're on a monster turtle isn't enough for you - you're getting what's practically a free vacation. A beautiful city on a tropical island that's really more like a cruise, and even a space you can go sit near Yurtle's massive head and zen your neurotic brains out. The closest we have to that at home is legalizing pot.

I know I'm inviting a sea of sarcastic quips to kill my buzz about the whole badass Suessical adventure, so let's try to be organized and civil about this - there's only so much scathing sardonicism I can handle at once. Please fill out the attached form and get back to me:

Your Name: Self explanatory.
Your Age: It'd probably explain some things, I'm jussayin.
Level of Suck of Your Homeworld: On a scale of Fantasia to Bambi. Just trying to keep some perspective.
Your Complaints About Our Magical Turtle Adventure: Let it all out, brothers and sisters. Testify.
Notes: Whatever. How's my hair?

Thank you for your participation! Here is a wavier for your free snow cone! Not really. Sorry.

[ Oh wait, just this last piece here: ] Also, if you know anyone who likes to run around in tights and a mask, maybe a cape, let me know? Thanks! [ A little salute, and he signs out. ]

[[ ooc; If you could, please fill out his permissions post ova hurr, and here's the html for his little questionnaire thing :>

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[Wow, okay so you look kind of familiar and it's seriously going to bug him. Not quite the same, but close enough to a face he seen before? Who knows, who cares.]

Yeah you really did just give an open invitation. It's like when you see the awesome ads for the cruises and it's all the best bits, then you get there and the food is mush, the water's a little funky and the head of security is a tight ass with most of the crew being assholes themselves. The captain? You might get a conversation with her where she doesn't talk down to you. Maybe. Probably not.

Hawaii was way better though, just sayin'.

Your Name: Superboy
Your Age: if we're gettin technical then 2. if not like 15 I think?
Level of Suck of Your Homeworld: Major.
Your Complaints About Our Magical Turtle Adventure: dude too much to type
Notes:

Wow, downer. You're not really into the positive thinking, are you? Also, man you might want to talk it out with someone about that cruise hateboner. I don't know what happened to you on your last vacation, but it must have been pretty traumatizing.

I wouldn't know, I've never been. I've got an island paradise back home that's enough, though. I didn't know the Superfamily had that man in it. Or that there was a Superfamily at all.

Dude, I'm usually Mister Positive Thinking. I've just run out of most of here, y'know...been on vaycay for far too long. And cruises are okay. I like 'em. Or I will any way.

Totally a Superfam. Man, boy and girl.

Damn, not looking forward to that being in my future. Bummer. So how bad's Metropolis?

Are you all as ridiculous powerful or just Man?

Don't get me wrong, there are a lot of good moments here? And a lot of the people are pretty awesome too. Metropolis? Wasn't that bad when I left, had it's good days and it's bad.

We're all pretty up there on the power scale. I'm not as high? But I guess I get there eventually.

But you've gotta have big monsters and crap, right? Or just Superman just punt anything that comes into view and that's it?

Damn, Earth got the shit end of the stick as far as neat powers go. Kori can incinerate people and you guys can do... [ vague gestures ] pretty much whatever the hell you want.

[He snorts at that.] That's totally what he does. I know it's had huge guys? But I'm kind of all over what what Young Justice and working for CADMUS.

[Kon shrugs.]

Pretty much. [There's a slight twitch to the corner of his mouth.] It s pretty cool being able to do stuff.

Young Justice? Isn't that just Teen Titans but with a different name? Is there another age group or something?

Yeah, yeah, I can still hack your twitters so whatever. [ Weh, stupid people with stupid powers. ]

Dude, totally different to the Titans. Not an age group, me Rob and Impulse got together and then more people joined us. Then we become Teen Titans. Y'know when the Titans like, move on or something. I dunno I only saw moments of it.

[His brows pinch in slightly for a second.]

You're the second person I've spoken to that's mentioned twitter. It really kicks off, huh?

Whatever, man, it's not like I'm on the Superhero newsletter mailing list anymore.

Uh, yes. Do you live in a cave?

I live in the 90s. Or I did before I was dragged here. Got told about it though.

90s, ouch. Talk about lame time period. My sympathies.

Hey, I come from there, not like I know anything else. I'm in it so it's not so bad.

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