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roy "ARSENAL" harper. ([personal profile] stagethreeclinger) wrote in [community profile] tushanshu2013-04-21 05:28 pm

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[ So, Roy hasn't been around that long, but he's gotten to know Keeliai, the natives, heard about the Emperor and definitely picked up on the tension between foreigners and the Kedan, but just out right asking about What The Hell Is Wrong With This Place seems a little too obvious. And lame.

And this way is much more fun. ]


Okay so is there a part of living on the back of a giant magic turtle that isn't supposed to be completely awesome? Because a lot of you seem to be really bummed about it, and I'm starting to think it's more than just a strong case of Stick Up The Ass going around.

[ And frankly, Roy likes looking like the idiot. He raises up a hand holding some kind of Kedanian smoothie in the cafe he's seated in, and gives an 'okay, humor me' kind of gesture. ]

Let's pretend for two seconds that you're all actually the most boring people ever and the part where we're on a monster turtle isn't enough for you - you're getting what's practically a free vacation. A beautiful city on a tropical island that's really more like a cruise, and even a space you can go sit near Yurtle's massive head and zen your neurotic brains out. The closest we have to that at home is legalizing pot.

I know I'm inviting a sea of sarcastic quips to kill my buzz about the whole badass Suessical adventure, so let's try to be organized and civil about this - there's only so much scathing sardonicism I can handle at once. Please fill out the attached form and get back to me:
Your Name: Self explanatory.
Your Age: It'd probably explain some things, I'm jussayin.
Level of Suck of Your Homeworld: On a scale of Fantasia to Bambi. Just trying to keep some perspective.
Your Complaints About Our Magical Turtle Adventure: Let it all out, brothers and sisters. Testify.
Notes: Whatever. How's my hair?

Thank you for your participation! Here is a wavier for your free snow cone! Not really. Sorry.
[ Oh wait, just this last piece here: ] Also, if you know anyone who likes to run around in tights and a mask, maybe a cape, let me know? Thanks! [ A little salute, and he signs out. ]

[[ ooc; If you could, please fill out his permissions post ova hurr, and here's the html for his little questionnaire thing :>

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[personal profile] fatedchaos 2013-04-22 10:23 pm (UTC)(link)
The kedan? I have no idea. I'm assuming they're trying to figure it out. [She doesn't know everything, sorry.]

Creepy, is the better term. [Staring. And then awkwardly shrugging.] I'm alive, and I'm not hurt.
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[personal profile] fatedchaos 2013-04-23 06:35 am (UTC)(link)
The Emperor has said that we're here to help. But... We don't really know what we're supposed to be helping with, and she isn't too keen on the whole actually answering questions thing. [Not all questions, at least.]

No! I have friends here. That's positive. And a job still, which is amazing. And, um. [She licks her lips, tucking a curl behind her ear.] I don't know.
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[personal profile] fatedchaos 2013-04-24 01:01 am (UTC)(link)
Tell me about it, but the Emperor says she'll tell us. [Yeah, it's naive to hold onto those words, but at this point, what else are they going to do?]

I'm... sorry. Being questioned is kind of nerve wracking. [A pause.] I do a little singing here and there, but mostly it's running errands, doing some clerical work.
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[personal profile] fatedchaos 2013-04-27 03:51 am (UTC)(link)
Because anyone with power is great at it. [Stupid goddesses and their stupid unclear words.]

Anything, really. [She smiles.] I was in a rock band, back home.
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[personal profile] fatedchaos 2013-05-04 02:04 am (UTC)(link)
[She makes a face and shakes her head.] No, I don't think so. It was just something for fun back home.
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[personal profile] fatedchaos 2013-05-08 03:39 am (UTC)(link)
You've been here two seconds. How would you know?
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[personal profile] fatedchaos 2013-05-09 10:33 pm (UTC)(link)
I don't think that's going to happen anytime soon unless the mood starts to lift.
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[personal profile] fatedchaos 2013-05-11 09:12 pm (UTC)(link)
Be the change you want to see?