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tushanshu2013-04-21 05:28 pm
stagethreeclinger) wrote in tushanshu2013-04-21 05:28 pm
Entry tags:
- thread: zatanna zatara,
- † alcuin nó delaunay,
- † arthur curry,
- † bruce wayne,
- † bryn zethir,
- † castiel,
- † connor hawke,
- † damian wayne,
- † dean winchester,
- † gavroche,
- † javert,
- † kaldur'ahm,
- † kara zor-el,
- † kyle rayner,
- † lord henry wotton,
- † marian carlyle,
- † mavis dracula,
- † mera,
- † molly hayes,
- † ororo munroe,
- † roy harper,
- † temeraire,
- † terrance ward,
- † tim drake,
- † tommy shepherd,
- † una persson,
- † vanessa cleveland,
- † wally west
001 | Video
[ So, Roy hasn't been around that long, but he's gotten to know Keeliai, the natives, heard about the Emperor and definitely picked up on the tension between foreigners and the Kedan, but just out right asking about What The Hell Is Wrong With This Place seems a little too obvious. And lame.
And this way is much more fun. ]
Okay so is there a part of living on the back of a giant magic turtle that isn't supposed to be completely awesome? Because a lot of you seem to be really bummed about it, and I'm starting to think it's more than just a strong case of Stick Up The Ass going around.
[ And frankly, Roy likes looking like the idiot. He raises up a hand holding some kind of Kedanian smoothie in the cafe he's seated in, and gives an 'okay, humor me' kind of gesture. ]
Let's pretend for two seconds that you're all actually the most boring people ever and the part where we're on a monster turtle isn't enough for you - you're getting what's practically a free vacation. A beautiful city on a tropical island that's really more like a cruise, and even a space you can go sit near Yurtle's massive head and zen your neurotic brains out. The closest we have to that at home is legalizing pot.
I know I'm inviting a sea of sarcastic quips to kill my buzz about the whole badass Suessical adventure, so let's try to be organized and civil about this - there's only so much scathing sardonicism I can handle at once. Please fill out the attached form and get back to me:
[[ ooc; If you could, please fill out his permissions post ova hurr, and here's the html for his little questionnaire thing :>
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And this way is much more fun. ]
Okay so is there a part of living on the back of a giant magic turtle that isn't supposed to be completely awesome? Because a lot of you seem to be really bummed about it, and I'm starting to think it's more than just a strong case of Stick Up The Ass going around.
[ And frankly, Roy likes looking like the idiot. He raises up a hand holding some kind of Kedanian smoothie in the cafe he's seated in, and gives an 'okay, humor me' kind of gesture. ]
Let's pretend for two seconds that you're all actually the most boring people ever and the part where we're on a monster turtle isn't enough for you - you're getting what's practically a free vacation. A beautiful city on a tropical island that's really more like a cruise, and even a space you can go sit near Yurtle's massive head and zen your neurotic brains out. The closest we have to that at home is legalizing pot.
I know I'm inviting a sea of sarcastic quips to kill my buzz about the whole badass Suessical adventure, so let's try to be organized and civil about this - there's only so much scathing sardonicism I can handle at once. Please fill out the attached form and get back to me:
Your Name: Self explanatory.[ Oh wait, just this last piece here: ] Also, if you know anyone who likes to run around in tights and a mask, maybe a cape, let me know? Thanks! [ A little salute, and he signs out. ]
Your Age: It'd probably explain some things, I'm jussayin.
Level of Suck of Your Homeworld: On a scale of Fantasia to Bambi. Just trying to keep some perspective.
Your Complaints About Our Magical Turtle Adventure: Let it all out, brothers and sisters. Testify.
Notes: Whatever. How's my hair?
Thank you for your participation! Here is a wavier for your free snow cone! Not really. Sorry.
[[ ooc; If you could, please fill out his permissions post ova hurr, and here's the html for his little questionnaire thing :>
]]
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I don't know. I don't speak the language, nobody could tell me why they were attacking me.
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Maybe you just landed in the seriously wrong part of town?
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I landed in snow. It didn't look like there was anyone nearby.
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Was it winter?
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I don't know. Isn't it always winter somewhere?
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That... is true. So really, you could have been anywhere. Aside for, like, the Florida Keys.
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Um, I know that at some point I ran into a huge wall with people on it.
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Maybe China? Did the wall seem particularly, uh, Great?
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I guess I would call it great. Are there a lot of giant walls on Earth?
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Really just one that has the name. The Great Wall of China. They're not that original about it.
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[ She shakes her head in amusement. ] I guess that must have been it, then.
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Damn, you landed right in one of the biggest tourist spots on Earth. Too bad you didn't get to go on the tour.
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Because the latter would not have been a bad choice.
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Metropolis... that's where Superman lives, isn't it? No, I never got there, but I did spend a bit of time in New York City.
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Hm. Well New York's probably cooler anyway. Did you go sight-seeing?
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Whatever, not that important. If I see you around back in our world I'll show you, deal?
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