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roy "ARSENAL" harper. ([personal profile] stagethreeclinger) wrote in [community profile] tushanshu2013-04-21 05:28 pm

001 | Video

[ So, Roy hasn't been around that long, but he's gotten to know Keeliai, the natives, heard about the Emperor and definitely picked up on the tension between foreigners and the Kedan, but just out right asking about What The Hell Is Wrong With This Place seems a little too obvious. And lame.

And this way is much more fun. ]


Okay so is there a part of living on the back of a giant magic turtle that isn't supposed to be completely awesome? Because a lot of you seem to be really bummed about it, and I'm starting to think it's more than just a strong case of Stick Up The Ass going around.

[ And frankly, Roy likes looking like the idiot. He raises up a hand holding some kind of Kedanian smoothie in the cafe he's seated in, and gives an 'okay, humor me' kind of gesture. ]

Let's pretend for two seconds that you're all actually the most boring people ever and the part where we're on a monster turtle isn't enough for you - you're getting what's practically a free vacation. A beautiful city on a tropical island that's really more like a cruise, and even a space you can go sit near Yurtle's massive head and zen your neurotic brains out. The closest we have to that at home is legalizing pot.

I know I'm inviting a sea of sarcastic quips to kill my buzz about the whole badass Suessical adventure, so let's try to be organized and civil about this - there's only so much scathing sardonicism I can handle at once. Please fill out the attached form and get back to me:
Your Name: Self explanatory.
Your Age: It'd probably explain some things, I'm jussayin.
Level of Suck of Your Homeworld: On a scale of Fantasia to Bambi. Just trying to keep some perspective.
Your Complaints About Our Magical Turtle Adventure: Let it all out, brothers and sisters. Testify.
Notes: Whatever. How's my hair?

Thank you for your participation! Here is a wavier for your free snow cone! Not really. Sorry.
[ Oh wait, just this last piece here: ] Also, if you know anyone who likes to run around in tights and a mask, maybe a cape, let me know? Thanks! [ A little salute, and he signs out. ]

[[ ooc; If you could, please fill out his permissions post ova hurr, and here's the html for his little questionnaire thing :>

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[personal profile] donttouch 2013-04-23 04:25 am (UTC)(link)
superman? they seriously get away with calling someone that?

i mean, captain america is supposed to be perfect, but he's really kind of a jerk. even heroes have things wrong with them.
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[personal profile] donttouch 2013-04-23 05:23 am (UTC)(link)
yeah, duh.

well i guess he's the president now, but everyone still calls him cap.
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[personal profile] donttouch 2013-04-23 05:34 pm (UTC)(link)
it's a LOT weird.

but so's floating on a giant turtle with a bunch of other people from all over time and space.
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[personal profile] donttouch 2013-04-26 05:52 am (UTC)(link)
doesn't seem like the kind of thing you'd be happy to do twice

but hey, whatever works for you
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[personal profile] donttouch 2013-04-27 05:03 am (UTC)(link)
that sounds like a story.

you could probably get a business out of that. trans-dimensional antique shop, or something.
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[personal profile] donttouch 2013-05-04 09:02 pm (UTC)(link)
oh, no. how will the world survive without you, hero?
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[personal profile] donttouch 2013-05-07 09:47 pm (UTC)(link)
justice league? seriously? god, that's so cheesy.
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[personal profile] donttouch 2013-05-10 05:09 am (UTC)(link)
they sound pretty lame. so it doesn't surprise me that they'd act lame, too.
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[personal profile] donttouch 2013-05-11 04:31 am (UTC)(link)
talk about your big dumb heroes