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roy "ARSENAL" harper. ([personal profile] stagethreeclinger) wrote in [community profile] tushanshu2013-04-21 05:28 pm

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[ So, Roy hasn't been around that long, but he's gotten to know Keeliai, the natives, heard about the Emperor and definitely picked up on the tension between foreigners and the Kedan, but just out right asking about What The Hell Is Wrong With This Place seems a little too obvious. And lame.

And this way is much more fun. ]


Okay so is there a part of living on the back of a giant magic turtle that isn't supposed to be completely awesome? Because a lot of you seem to be really bummed about it, and I'm starting to think it's more than just a strong case of Stick Up The Ass going around.

[ And frankly, Roy likes looking like the idiot. He raises up a hand holding some kind of Kedanian smoothie in the cafe he's seated in, and gives an 'okay, humor me' kind of gesture. ]

Let's pretend for two seconds that you're all actually the most boring people ever and the part where we're on a monster turtle isn't enough for you - you're getting what's practically a free vacation. A beautiful city on a tropical island that's really more like a cruise, and even a space you can go sit near Yurtle's massive head and zen your neurotic brains out. The closest we have to that at home is legalizing pot.

I know I'm inviting a sea of sarcastic quips to kill my buzz about the whole badass Suessical adventure, so let's try to be organized and civil about this - there's only so much scathing sardonicism I can handle at once. Please fill out the attached form and get back to me:
Your Name: Self explanatory.
Your Age: It'd probably explain some things, I'm jussayin.
Level of Suck of Your Homeworld: On a scale of Fantasia to Bambi. Just trying to keep some perspective.
Your Complaints About Our Magical Turtle Adventure: Let it all out, brothers and sisters. Testify.
Notes: Whatever. How's my hair?

Thank you for your participation! Here is a wavier for your free snow cone! Not really. Sorry.
[ Oh wait, just this last piece here: ] Also, if you know anyone who likes to run around in tights and a mask, maybe a cape, let me know? Thanks! [ A little salute, and he signs out. ]

[[ ooc; If you could, please fill out his permissions post ova hurr, and here's the html for his little questionnaire thing :>

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[personal profile] sciencewhizard 2013-04-22 06:23 pm (UTC)(link)
Ooh, alien princess, you say? [ He needs to stay down. ]

Don't ask me, but he's a grumpier than a sack of wet cats. Don't get me wrong, though- dude's awesome and cool. Killer with a bow and arrow, but you've probably got him beat in the fun department.

And he's what, only a couple of years older than me?

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[personal profile] sciencewhizard 2013-04-22 07:58 pm (UTC)(link)
Yowza. Sounds like a blast. [ No, he's serious; boy has a taste for women who could floor him. Literally. ]

Eh- can't say he's had it easy. Things've been... I dunno, rough for him. [ As if he knows all the details. ]

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[personal profile] sciencewhizard 2013-04-27 07:55 am (UTC)(link)
[ He shrugs. ]

Stubborn as a mule, too - won't join our team because he thinks we're just a bunch of sidekicks.

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[personal profile] sciencewhizard 2013-05-05 08:18 am (UTC)(link)
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Why do I find that hard to believe?
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[personal profile] sciencewhizard 2013-05-11 06:45 am (UTC)(link)
Your team leader's a pushy brat? [ He's friends with Dick. He knows how Bats roll. ]

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[personal profile] sciencewhizard 2013-05-30 04:27 am (UTC)(link)
[ If only Wally remembered meeting Jason Todd the last time he was here. ]

If he shows up, point him out to me. I'll say it in a heartbeat, if it's true.