tushanshu | Video || gross computer goo, why, turtle

[ Roy's on a public console right now seeing as his is a little... predisposed. Which he's about to tell you about, settle in for a story, kiddies. ]

Okay, so, has anyone tried to take apart the consoles? Here's a handy warning to the wise: DON'T.

[ This is Roy's wide-eyed, semi-serious face (more serious than usual, at least). ]

There are some parts that might make sense from a mechanical standpoint, yeah, maybe, but mostly? It is filled with this nasty, creepy, goo and it floods out all over you and I might have screamed like a little girl.

[ Biting at his thumbnail here and he tilts his head to the side, looking a little freaked out because omfg what has just happened in his home, why is life on the turtle so weird. ]

Aaaaand now it's regrowing. This is some crazy sci fi shit and not in the hot aliens in latex kind of way. Like messed up Star Trek bordering on Alien kind of crap. If I start getting some kind of weird parasite or sickness or end up in a cocoon or wake up with an alien baby, tell Kori I super-like her. And build me a memorial.

But first get me a doctor.

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Alien prequel. Honestly? Not that great. But Michael Fassbender was creepy as hell. But still handsome in a serial killer kind of way. Charlize Theron too, but her death was super stupid.

[Well, she knows who Charlize Theron is at least. But in general, she's just making a face.] We haven't really, you know, seen anything like that happen around here. [Although she does kind of leave the 'yet' silent.]

That's so freaky, though. Do you think all the technology is like that? [She wonders, if they were cut open, would goo slide out too. Would they start reforming?]

Only one way to find out. Got a hack saw on you?

[ Lets go around hacking tech apart, vanessa, all the cool kids to vandalism ]

[Her eyes widen.] Roy, we're not going to go around and open up bits of technology to see what oozes out.

See? It sounds like an adventure just saying it. [ BRIGHT GRINS. ] Come ooon, we can get some rain coats or something before we go to protect the threads.

[Oh no, that grin is really bright and cute.] Where are we going to even find any technology that we can take apart anyway? I think that might be a big no-no.

[ his is precious like kittens ok ] Public consoles? This can't be the only technology they've got around. Maybe those crazy ass fires in the fire district. { omfg roy no fire is bad ]

You really think that the police force around here is going to let us just take apart their public consoles? [You're going to get them sent to jail. Wait...] Roy, no.

That would be why we do it where they won't see us. [ SNEAKY SNEAKY SHH FACE HERE. And a PFFT kind of sound. ] Look, you can't work with explosives until you start out with something flamable, it's okay, I'm a professional.

[ he's super not. well, at least not in a documented kind of sense. ]

[You, sir, are going to get her into so much trouble. She can feel it in her bones, honestly.] Where are we going to do that? How? [Does Roy even know about her abilities? Is that what he's talking about?] But I don't want to work with explosives.

[ he does that sometimes :'3 ] I have my sneaky ninja ways. I got this, no worries, Shideezhí. [ That being the Navajo word for 'little sister'. ] Explosives are seriously handy. I'd recommend it.

[She's shaking her head.] Sneaky ninja ways... [more nicknames, weh] But why would I want to explode anything?

Because it's cool???

It's destructive.

Yes, hence the being cool.

Agreeing to disagree.

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