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Hello evereaone. My name is Cora and I am seventean 17. Inglish is a lot more diffikalty than Chyneas. I am lurning it so bea paytient give mea tyme to mastur thea layngwuj. Numburs are easea at furst.

Thaync yu much. Avitar Cora.

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Thank you. Manea peepl hav hellped me write down notes so I can get bettur. I don’t think I can ~~reed~~ books yet. A dictionary wuld be good laytur on when I can write bettur English though.

What is your name?

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[Her prose is positively painful to read, but he can't fault her for trying. ~~At least not publicly.~~]

Admiral James Norrington.

Nyse to meet you James.

Admiral?

Oh! So ~~you are~~ you’re in the nayvee with a fleet? Lyke ships?

[Why is this happening to him.]

Yes. Like ships.

It's nice to meet you as well, miss.

[Avatars happen.]

Kuwl! We have nayvel ships that are part of the Unytd Forsis.

No. No. You can just kaul me Cora. Did you get here bekawz your ship get rekked?

[This is his worst day.]

I believe it would be more appropriate if we remained at a polite distance, Miss Cora.

[Firmly. And not only because of her spelling. He sighs.]

In a matter of speaking, I suppose, yes. If you choose to follow the thread that far back.

[And it’s one of her best, so it evens out!]

It’s ok. I’m not a bad persun. I protect peepl. Shuld I kaul you James or Admiral James or Admiral James Norrington?

I lyke James. It’s eesyur.

Did you krash in to To Vishan? Maybee we can fix it?

I would prefer 'Admiral Norrington' until such time that familiarity is warranted.

[Stiffly.]

I did not crash here, no, I awoke as the others did.

Ok, Admiral Norrington.

[Ouch man.]

So you came from Urth like the othurs. You're not a sooper heero, are you?

[It's not personal. He refuses to feel bad just because the girl has no sense of boundaries or propriety!

~~He totally feels bad. She sounds so sad.~~]

I'm sorry, a what?

[Avatars never have that unless they're dealing with royalty. Even then...]

A sooper hero! Like SpydurMan or Nita. I don't think you would be in the nayvee if you did tho...

Why did you join?

I have absolutely no idea what you're speaking of.

-- My family has served His Majesty for generations, stretching back as long as any can remember.

You haven't met any sooper heroes yet? Wow. You should meet Nita, she's nice and has blond hair. Like the sun.

Oh, so it's a famlee thing. Do you have famlee here? What do you do in Keeleei without your ship?

[She's like Elizabeth as a child. Only worse. He tries to sort out answers to all the questions.]

I couldn't say, I'm afraid. And no, I do not have family here. At present I am unemployed.

Oh, sorry. You’re a ~~cee~~ sea guy tho. If you can fish, I could ask Finnick about getting you a job. It’s what I do for munnee.

I can show you all the fishing spots Finnick rekumended!

That is very kind of you, Miss Korra. I may take you up on it, if I do not find other work.

[He has high hopes for his current project, however.]

Ok! Let me no know when you do so I can tolk to Finnick. Give a ~~rekamendayshun~~ a good word.

Any ~~ekstra~~ extra fish you catch is yours! Some peepl sell theirs for more juulan, I just make sure my frendz have food.

[Best to not to mention to her, unless he really wants her to stick her nose in. because boundaries and Korra don’t mix well.]

[If only she weren't trying so hard, it would be easier to loathe her for what she's done to his beloved language.]

Recommendation. As well as "people" and "friends."

Thanks! I’ll write those down too so I don’t make the same mistake twice. You can’t see it, but I’m salooting you right now. :)

:) is a smiling face. You have to turn your head. It’s not the moon and two stars. Nita taught me that.

I see. ...Thank you.

[SHE CAN'T SALUTE HIM SHE'S NOT IN THE NAVY AND A WOMAN actual physical pain right now. Don't mind him. Text, so she can't here the little choking sound he just made...]

You’re welcome!

[Just don’t tell her she can’t do that James. It’s not healthy. And yes, she is happy to say she knows a naval officer.]

[He's not saying anything.

Just escaping from this conversation, as quickly and politely as possible. Yes.]

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[text] James, you turd. xD

[text] He really is

[text] Dealing with pirates will do that to people.

[text] bloody pirates!

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