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Hello evereaone. My name is Cora and I am seventean 17. Inglish is a lot more diffikalty than Chyneas. I am lurning it so bea paytient give mea tyme to mastur thea layngwuj. Numburs are easea at furst.

Thaync yu much. Avitar Cora.

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Pfft, no problem. I’ve hurled my share big guys around. Don’t sweat this pirate Russian guy. [Korra had no idea what a Russian was, but if he had a bird with him that meant he was a pirate, right?]

But hey, if you want to be one hundred percent sure, I can teach you how to fight. I’ve got that second floor of mine completely dedicated to training. [A seventeen year old girl offering a weapons developer/manufacturer martial arts lessons. Welcome to Tu Vishan Justin Hammer.]

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[ Ivan isn't a pirate, but he can see it so clearly that he starts laughing. Because it fits. It really, really fits. ]

Yeah? Okay. Deal. And hey, if you want to learn how to use a gun, I can teach you. You know, in return for teaching me how not to get my ass kicked by everybody.

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All right! I'm usually training late in the morning, so head over whenever you feel up to learning.

Just show me how one works, because honestly I've never seen one before. Just heard about them on the radio. [South pole bumpkin: PRESENT.]

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I'll be there tomorrow.

[ Because Justin is a motivated, determined man and he really does enjoy learning new things. ]

And I will. I'll bring diagrams. They'll have to suffice until I can get a real one here.

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I haven’t seen any for sale, but then again I wasn’t really keeping an eye out for them. But works for me!

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Great. I'll see you tomorrow.