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[Here's a familiar face that hasn't shown up on the network in a while now. Santo is hanging out in front of the monitor, still flexing his hand and making sure that he can move it without any problems. He's still to afraid to try to reassemble himself.]

Hey, nerds! Long time, no see!

Do you wanna know what really sucks? I'll tell you anyway. It's being totally unable to move, so you're stuck on a couch for weeks without any TV to watch. I mean, come on, there's aren't even any old episodes of Law & Order to kill time with.

None of you probably get that though, since you were off having adventures and saving turtles or whatever. Lucky jerks.

Anyway, I've been bored forever now, and really need some kind of entertainment. Anybody wanna spar and see if I die when I break apart? Come on, it'll be fun on a bun.

Or, you know, tell me a story about what's been going on here. Or something from your home. I'm totally good for anything. I mostly just want to make sure everyone isn't dead, so check in, guys. You know... The important ones... Which is everybody, cool?

[He starts to shut off the feed, but then stops for a moment, looking a bit unsure.]

Oh, and... Witch- I mean, Wanda? There's something I need to talk to you about. I kind of meant to do it a while ago, but... Yeah, forced to become a couch boulder.

[OOC: And with this, Santo is officially off hiatus!]

Comments

[video] Anonymous Location

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I just love a story with a happy ending, Spidey... You know, and one that ends with someone getting smashing in the face with heavy things.

Please tell me there's a princess at the end that your rescued from the Empire State Building too.

[video] Anonymous Location

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Nah. But I did save Captain Stacy's daughter from a secret underwater lair once.

[Yeah, and he's not even joking here. Doc Ock got a little crazier than usual after the whole "Sinister Six" thing didn't work out.]

I think Doc Ock must've been going through a Bond Villain phase or something. Seriously, I don't know how he managed to build that thing without anybody noticing!

[video] Anonymous Location

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How did he even get that much money to start with? I mean, I guess Ock might be smart enough to do it, but like... Yeah, who does that kind of construction without somebody-

Oh man... We need to ignore the supervillains, dude. Their contractors are the ones we should be stopping.

[video] Anonymous Location

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Well, at least with them we don't have to fight them all directly. We just have to find out where they're getting their supplies, and take it down.

And then never speak of it again, because I kinda doubt taking down the Home Depot of Evil is particularly boast-worthy in either of our social circles.

[video] Anonymous Location

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Hey Lowe's of Evil is more likely, and nobody gets to complain when we're all sipping fruity umbrella drinks and Hydra can't find anyone to build their next secret base.

[video] Anonymous Location

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Guess you got a point. Still, saying you just took down the the lumber yard of villainy and the plumbing department of madness doesn't really make for good bragging rights.

[Batman's probably got dibs on the Outdoor and Garden section though. What with Poison Ivy's usual antics and all.]

Doubt it'd leave us much time to relax though. I mean, you ever notice no matter what you do to these guys, they've usually got some new plot cooked up in record time?

[video] Anonymous Location

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Are you kidding? I think the bragging rights would be huge! It's like going to the Wrecking Crew's house and... I don't know... Wrecking it!

[He'd totally be all about taking down the hellish housewares department.]

It might slow them down a little bit, though. If they don't have someone to supply their giant robots and death tanks. Because, come on, Doctopus can't be building half his things.