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[zerotoawesome]

[Here's a familiar face that hasn't shown up on the network in a while now. Santo is hanging out in front of the monitor, still flexing his hand and making sure that he can move it without any problems. He's still to afraid to try to reassemble himself.]

Hey, nerds! Long time, no see!

Do you wanna know what really sucks? I'll tell you anyway. It's being totally unable to move, so you're stuck on a couch for weeks without any TV to watch. I mean, come on, there's aren't even any old episodes of Law & Order to kill time with.

None of you probably get that though, since you were off having adventures and saving turtles or whatever. Lucky jerks.

Anyway, I've been bored forever now, and really need some kind of entertainment. Anybody wanna spar and see if I die when I break apart? Come on, it'll be fun on a bun.

Or, you know, tell me a story about what's been going on here. Or something from your home. I'm totally good for anything. I mostly just want to make sure everyone isn't dead, so check in, guys. You know... The important ones... Which is everybody, cool?

[He starts to shut off the feed, but then stops for a moment, looking a bit unsure.]

Oh, and... Witch- I mean, Wanda? There's something I need to talk to you about. I kind of meant to do it a while ago, but... Yeah, forced to become a couch boulder.

[OOC: And with this, Santo is officially off hiatus!]

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[backinakidflash]

What up, Santo?

I bet I can put your pieces back together before they hit the ground, Humpty Dumpty.

[zerotoawesome]

Bart, my man! You made it out of turtlegeddon.

And I know you're fast, but are you sure that you're that fast? Because, I'm just saying, being a ghost is going to suck if you mess it up.

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[littlecousin]

One, not a nerd. Two, I can pound you to gravel any day of the week.

[Hi, Santo. She missed you too.]

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[zerotoawesome]

One, that's debatable. Two, I'd love to see you try, princess. Someone's either feeling really cocky today, or I'm gonna have a fun time.

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[alpha_squad_leader]

How about we not test whether or not you can die now?

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[zerotoawesome]

I'm going to blow up or have someone rip my arms and legs off eventually. Might as well find out if I can pull myself back together again or not, right?

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[sciencewhizard]

So is "nerd" supposed to be an insult? [ He takes offense, Santo. He really does. ]

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[zerotoawesome]

Nah, it's more like a term of endearment, bro. You know, like "dude" or "loser".

[raptorcanaria]

Well, if that's not a sight for sore eyes.

[zerotoawesome]

Hey, Canary. You didn't forget all about me, right?

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[coneofsilence]

[ Holy talking rock man. Holy talking rock man that's apparently... a 15 year old or something? Okay. ]

It'd take you up on sparing but I'm pretty sure I'd break my hand so... I'm kind of attached to being fully functional.

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[zerotoawesome]

[ 17 year old, thank you very much. He's very mature for his age.]

Come on, new guy, I'd be gentle. I get the whole being functional thing, though. Be happy that you can walk to places, like the kitchen or the bathroom or wherever.

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[wallcrawler]

I guess I could sign up for that. The story part, I mean. Don't exactly have a stellar history with fighting guys made out of the ground.

[And by that he's not sure if he means "Sandman almost killed me" or "I watched Sandman die," because really, neither of these things were good. Either way, he'll clear his throat before continuing. STORY TIME WITH SPIDEY.]

Once upon a time, there was a man called Tombstone. He was a crime lord and a huge pain in my neck, so I smashed him in the face with some heavy machinery and threw his sorry butt in jail.

And we all lived happily ever after. Except Tombstone, because he lost his entire empire, but no one cared because he was a colossal jerk. The end.

[That story was freakin' magical and you know it, Santo :V]

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[zerotoawesome]

I just love a story with a happy ending, Spidey... You know, and one that ends with someone getting smashing in the face with heavy things.

Please tell me there's a princess at the end that your rescued from the Empire State Building too.

[doesthemath]

[...well this ought to be good.]

And what exactly would that be?

[zerotoawesome]

[Jeez, don't make it easy on him or anything.]

Look, what I said before and everything? I... Might have flown off the handle just a little bit, and maybe I was wrong to chew you out for something you don't know anything about.

Maybe.

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[dustonmyfeet]

[Toph's face immediately lights up at the voice; obviously she remembers him. ROCK MAN.]

Hey. You owe me a mountain. And now that I've got my bending back, I'm gonna flatten it and raise it again.

[Well, okay, she probably can't manage that yet. But someone else is feeling pretty good too.]

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[zerotoawesome]

Wait, can you actually flatten an entire mountain? I mean, I know that I totally can, but that seems like kind of a big deal.

But hey! If you're up for it, I'll take you there sometime.

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[firestars]

I can, um... like spar!

[zerotoawesome]

[This is unexpected.]

Uh, really? I mean, I don't want to break your nail or anything.

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[gathersnomoss]

You know, most people prefer to avoid the risk of their partner dying when they just want to practice their fighting skill.

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[zerotoawesome]

If it makes them feel better, it's not like I can actually die probably. I mean, I fall apart all the time.

It's a rock bronus.

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[iguanasolution]

We can spar some if you want... but I'm not going to kill you just to see if you don't really die.

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[zerotoawesome]

Are you any good? I mean, could you actually kill me if you tried? Because, by the way, you totally can't.

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[wintershepherd]

Santo!

[ It's good to see you again, rock bro. ]

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[zerotoawesome]

Jack!

[Santo definitely lights up when he sees his little icy bro. He was worried about the spirit more than some others.]

How are you holding up, dude?

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[superoverachiever]

Did you USED to be able to die? Because if so that's a super dumb idea. And if not it's a dumb idea.

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[zerotoawesome]

Come on, kitty. I'm not about to die anytime soon in a place like this. I'm not that stupid. [Um.] And I wouldn't leave you to mourn me.

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[notdreaming]

Hello Santo. Are you feeling better?

[ She's missed him too, but she's been pretty miserable without her powers. Having to sleep is not something she missed very much. ]

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[zerotoawesome]

Kara! I'm feeling better than ever now. [Like right now. Get it? Because she's talking to him.]

What about you? Did you make it out of everything okay?