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[Here's a familiar face that hasn't shown up on the network in a while now. Santo is hanging out in front of the monitor, still flexing his hand and making sure that he can move it without any problems. He's still to afraid to try to reassemble himself.]

Hey, nerds! Long time, no see!

Do you wanna know what really sucks? I'll tell you anyway. It's being totally unable to move, so you're stuck on a couch for weeks without any TV to watch. I mean, come on, there's aren't even any old episodes of Law & Order to kill time with.

None of you probably get that though, since you were off having adventures and saving turtles or whatever. Lucky jerks.

Anyway, I've been bored forever now, and really need some kind of entertainment. Anybody wanna spar and see if I die when I break apart? Come on, it'll be fun on a bun.

Or, you know, tell me a story about what's been going on here. Or something from your home. I'm totally good for anything. I mostly just want to make sure everyone isn't dead, so check in, guys. You know... The important ones... Which is everybody, cool?

[He starts to shut off the feed, but then stops for a moment, looking a bit unsure.]

Oh, and... Witch- I mean, Wanda? There's something I need to talk to you about. I kind of meant to do it a while ago, but... Yeah, forced to become a couch boulder.

[OOC: And with this, Santo is officially off hiatus!]

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... Did you just call me stupid?

No, I called you crazy.

Crazy like a fox?

No, crazy like a rock.

And you still totally love me.

But seriously, bro, don't worry about me. I'm not dying here.

You better not be.

Please, dude. I know you wouldn't be able to go on without me.

More like if anyone's going to kill you, it'll be me.

Pft, like you'd ever try. That's how I'll know you're being mind-controlled or turned evil.

Somehow I doubt you'd notice I was being mind-controlled until I was doing something really off like...agreeing to let you cut off my arm or hitting on a girl.

That's it? Come on, dude, give me just a little credit. You're my best friend, so I'd now if something was up.

You'd know if something was up? Just like you didn't know I was gay until after everyone else did? [He's just teasing.]]

I didn't know that everybody else knew... [No, Vic hit the nail on the head.] And that was a long time ago.

[Vic laughs.] Don't worry, Santo. If I get mind controlled, I promise you'll be the first to know.

Good, you better tell me if you do... Wait, are you saying the first thing you'll do when you're mind controlled is try to kill me?!

That depends entirely upon who's doing the mind control and whether or not you've pissed them off recently.

So basically yes... I'm still kind of bummed you don't think I'd notice if you weren't acting like yourself. Dude, I've watched you sleep.

[Vic just stares.]

You do know how creepy that sounds, right?

[Santo just laughs at that.]

You're gonna sleep well tonight, I can already tell.

I am so going to kick your butt.

You know, Vic? Because we've been stuck unable to do much of anything, barely even moving... I'm going to let you.

Let? Dude, I kick your butt every time in training.

One time! And I totally was going easy on you.

[Vic manages a little smirk.] Dude, don't tell me I kicked your butt so bad the other times that you forgot them.

Oh, you mean those other times? The ones that you just made up?

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