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[zerotoawesome]

[Here's a familiar face that hasn't shown up on the network in a while now. Santo is hanging out in front of the monitor, still flexing his hand and making sure that he can move it without any problems. He's still to afraid to try to reassemble himself.]

Hey, nerds! Long time, no see!

Do you wanna know what really sucks? I'll tell you anyway. It's being totally unable to move, so you're stuck on a couch for weeks without any TV to watch. I mean, come on, there's aren't even any old episodes of Law & Order to kill time with.

None of you probably get that though, since you were off having adventures and saving turtles or whatever. Lucky jerks.

Anyway, I've been bored forever now, and really need some kind of entertainment. Anybody wanna spar and see if I die when I break apart? Come on, it'll be fun on a bun.

Or, you know, tell me a story about what's been going on here. Or something from your home. I'm totally good for anything. I mostly just want to make sure everyone isn't dead, so check in, guys. You know... The important ones... Which is everybody, cool?

[He starts to shut off the feed, but then stops for a moment, looking a bit unsure.]

Oh, and... Witch- I mean, Wanda? There's something I need to talk to you about. I kind of meant to do it a while ago, but... Yeah, forced to become a couch boulder.

[OOC: And with this, Santo is officially off hiatus!]

Comments

[backinakidflash]

[Trying for jovial but... missing it somehow.]

Hey, at least you wouldn't mean to kill me.

Look. I got out of Sing Sing today. I'm not about to go back. Insert: you'll-never-take-me-alive joke.

[zerotoawesome]

[Santo catches that, but he's used to people trying to kill him so he gets it. He'll let it go.]

Never, dude. Maybe injure or maim a little bit. But I'm pretty big on the whole no killing thing. It'd totally ruin my rep.

What did you do to land in there, man? And how'd you get out?

[backinakidflash]

Don't even get me started. I'm not crazy about how the kedan run things - oh, I'm sorry, 'decide to work with us' or whatever they're calling it. I'm sure they gave it some official-sounding reason.

[Like trying to steal government property, but Bart doesn't agree with that presentation of the events.]

But what it boils down to is that we didn't listen. They let us out after a few days.

[zerotoawesome]

Sounds like you got lucky, bro. I was in there for a while, and word on the street was that my group was going to be executed.

Not that I have to worry about that or anything, but if this crazy chick didn't pull us all out, it would have been a pretty bad time.

[backinakidflash]

I'm just gonna. Add that to my list. Apparently I need a list now.

[zerotoawesome]

Yeah, pro tip: Don't go into those mines when the Emperor tells you not to go into those mines.

She's apparently pretty big on setting an example.

[backinakidflash]

You mean the tunnels under that warehouse outside of Keeliai?

[zerotoawesome]

Yeeeeeeeeep. Those are the ones.

[backinakidflash]

You got arrested.

For going in the same tunnels they sent us to.

THE ONES THAT WE GOT ARRESTED FOR TRYING TO GET BACK TO TO FINISH INVESTIGATING???