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[zerotoawesome]

[Here's a familiar face that hasn't shown up on the network in a while now. Santo is hanging out in front of the monitor, still flexing his hand and making sure that he can move it without any problems. He's still to afraid to try to reassemble himself.]

Hey, nerds! Long time, no see!

Do you wanna know what really sucks? I'll tell you anyway. It's being totally unable to move, so you're stuck on a couch for weeks without any TV to watch. I mean, come on, there's aren't even any old episodes of Law & Order to kill time with.

None of you probably get that though, since you were off having adventures and saving turtles or whatever. Lucky jerks.

Anyway, I've been bored forever now, and really need some kind of entertainment. Anybody wanna spar and see if I die when I break apart? Come on, it'll be fun on a bun.

Or, you know, tell me a story about what's been going on here. Or something from your home. I'm totally good for anything. I mostly just want to make sure everyone isn't dead, so check in, guys. You know... The important ones... Which is everybody, cool?

[He starts to shut off the feed, but then stops for a moment, looking a bit unsure.]

Oh, and... Witch- I mean, Wanda? There's something I need to talk to you about. I kind of meant to do it a while ago, but... Yeah, forced to become a couch boulder.

[OOC: And with this, Santo is officially off hiatus!]

Comments

[zerotoawesome]

[Santo is in for a rude awakening... Again. It's not that he doesn't know Dinah's a hero, so she's capable (He just doesn't realize how much so), but Santo has an... Inflated sense of his own skills.]

No worries, I'll go easy on you. N-Not that you can't handle yourself or anything! I just wouldn't want to punch you through a wall, I mean.

[raptorcanaria]

We'll pick an open spot where there aren't any walls. I don't want to be punched through them either.

[zerotoawesome]

Maybe there's a hay field or something. You know, hard punches but comfy landings.

[raptorcanaria]

Or there's my dojo in the wood sector. No walls, just hedges.

[zerotoawesome]

You actually got the dojo up and running?

[raptorcanaria]

Yes, I did.

It needs some more cleaning to get it perfect, but it's there.

[zerotoawesome]

Well, you know, if you need any help with that, or heavy lifting or whatever. You've got about a ton of awesome willing to help out.

[raptorcanaria]

Really? That would be amazing, Santo. Thanks!

I'll make a list of heavy lifting you could help with.

[zerotoawesome]

Hey, it's not problem. I mean, unless powers go wacko again, and I get crushed... Or you'll have a statue. It'll be fun on a bun.

I can do other things too.

[raptorcanaria]

Like what?

[Let's just hope powers don't go wacko for a good while.]

[zerotoawesome]

Besides all the heavy lifting, I can do some of the construction stuff too. I mean, my friends and I practically built an entire home on an asteroid, so it can't be that hard.

[raptorcanaria]

Did you really?

[She makes no attempt to hide how impressed she is.]

In which case, definitely stop by. I'm sure there're plenty of jobs I could find for you.

Hell, I need some exercise equipment in my own place, too.