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tushanshu2013-07-15 07:31 pm
zerotoawesome) wrote in tushanshu2013-07-15 07:31 pm
video;
[Here's a familiar face that hasn't shown up on the network in a while now. Santo is hanging out in front of the monitor, still flexing his hand and making sure that he can move it without any problems. He's still to afraid to try to reassemble himself.]
Hey, nerds! Long time, no see!
Do you wanna know what really sucks? I'll tell you anyway. It's being totally unable to move, so you're stuck on a couch for weeks without any TV to watch. I mean, come on, there's aren't even any old episodes of Law & Order to kill time with.
None of you probably get that though, since you were off having adventures and saving turtles or whatever. Lucky jerks.
Anyway, I've been bored forever now, and really need some kind of entertainment. Anybody wanna spar and see if I die when I break apart? Come on, it'll be fun on a bun.
Or, you know, tell me a story about what's been going on here. Or something from your home. I'm totally good for anything. I mostly just want to make sure everyone isn't dead, so check in, guys. You know... The important ones... Which is everybody, cool?
[He starts to shut off the feed, but then stops for a moment, looking a bit unsure.]
Oh, and... Witch- I mean, Wanda? There's something I need to talk to you about. I kind of meant to do it a while ago, but... Yeah, forced to become a couch boulder.
[OOC: And with this, Santo is officially off hiatus!]
Hey, nerds! Long time, no see!
Do you wanna know what really sucks? I'll tell you anyway. It's being totally unable to move, so you're stuck on a couch for weeks without any TV to watch. I mean, come on, there's aren't even any old episodes of Law & Order to kill time with.
None of you probably get that though, since you were off having adventures and saving turtles or whatever. Lucky jerks.
Anyway, I've been bored forever now, and really need some kind of entertainment. Anybody wanna spar and see if I die when I break apart? Come on, it'll be fun on a bun.
Or, you know, tell me a story about what's been going on here. Or something from your home. I'm totally good for anything. I mostly just want to make sure everyone isn't dead, so check in, guys. You know... The important ones... Which is everybody, cool?
[He starts to shut off the feed, but then stops for a moment, looking a bit unsure.]
Oh, and... Witch- I mean, Wanda? There's something I need to talk to you about. I kind of meant to do it a while ago, but... Yeah, forced to become a couch boulder.
[OOC: And with this, Santo is officially off hiatus!]
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... And it's busty blondes.
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He can do what he likes, but ugh.
[Nita, you're dating 90s Rich Rider. Shut up about other people's romantic taste.]
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You're not a fan of the White Queen, huh?
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[Emma was still thoroughly a villain in the late 80s/early 90s.]