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(ง︡'-'︠)ง ([personal profile] controlledvariable) wrote in [community profile] tushanshu2012-09-22 12:16 am

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Good morning Keeliai, how are we all today?

[Steph is sitting at her console, leaning back in her chair with her legs propped up on the desk. She's smiling, and for those that know her, it's the sort of smile that should be extremely concerning. Those that don't know her may also be feeling like they're about to hear something they don't want to.

She is going to be a terrible person today.]


I'm going to preface this message by saying that anyone under the age of 16, or whatever the age of legality is where you're from, should tune out now, please and thank you. I'm not gonna be explicit or anything, but it's probably not going to be appropriate for kids. [she gives a pointed look, yes you, Damian, switch off the computer now.]

I was taking an anthropology class back home, and my professor happens to be here too. [she wrinkles her nose, like yes, I know that's super weird, how do you think I feel?] And he's been giving me assignments and stuff, because apparently being kidnapped by a giant turtle isn't a valid excuse not to keep up with coursework. The topic we'd been studying before I got brought here was human sexuality, and Professor Craig suggested I write a paper on kedan sexuality instead. [Hi Bruce.] Except, uh, after the last couple weeks, I'm not really keen on that idea.

But I have been thinking about all these people with superpowers running around, and like - we've got comics back home, right? But they tend to focus on the whole defeating supervillains and stopping alien invasions side of things, which is great, sure, I love a good action story, but there's something that just never really comes up.

[she looks directly at the camera, the very picture of scientific curiosity] Do they - or, do you, for the superpowered people in the audience - ever use their powers for sex? This isn't a rhetorical question, by the way, if you have used your powers in the bedroom, feel free to share with the class.

And in the interest of not excluding anyone from the conversation, anyone who's just a regular old human, or whathaveyou, you can discuss what sort of powers you'd like to have, and how you'd use them to impress the gender-of-your-preference.

Don't feel like you have to respond directly to me, you're more than welcome to talk amongst yourselves. I figured we could use a little lighthearted chat to take our minds off the situation. Don't you agree?

[She winks, clearly trying not to laugh, and sits back in her chair to wait for responses]
crotcharrow: (smirk; flirting; who are you~?)

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[personal profile] crotcharrow 2012-09-21 06:29 pm (UTC)(link)
Where's the fun in that?
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[personal profile] sharpes 2012-09-21 06:40 pm (UTC)(link)
[... slight note of resignation,]

Just don't be a jackass to her.
crotcharrow: (unsure; i know where this is going)

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[personal profile] crotcharrow 2012-09-21 06:44 pm (UTC)(link)
How was that being a jackass to her?

[He snorts, scowling a little because WOW Brandon he was mostly joking.]

Why d'you even care?
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[personal profile] sharpes 2012-09-21 06:48 pm (UTC)(link)
I meant if she takes you up on it. Asshole.

[THAT IS A TOUGH QUESTION OKAY and for a moment he definitely looks like he'd rather just hang up than have to deal with Tommy's stupid sexy face.]

She's-- she deserves it, okay?

[for people not to be jackasses. because reasons.]
crotcharrow: (do we really look that alike?)

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[personal profile] crotcharrow 2012-09-21 06:54 pm (UTC)(link)
What d'you take me for? You don't even know me. Dick.

[He eyes Brandon and raises a face.]

You like her, don't you? [he smirks.] All the more reason to flirt with her.
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[personal profile] sharpes 2012-09-21 06:59 pm (UTC)(link)
I know that you're an asshole who crashed right into me and could have killed me and then wouldn't even admit you did anything wrong. People are gonna judge you by how they see you act, not by how you think you are. Jackass.

[Well that's. Surprisingly deep for him. Weird.]

Look, whatever, all right? I mean it. Christ, can you not be five years old for a second?
crotcharrow: (you're getting pretty hot and heavy)

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[personal profile] crotcharrow 2012-09-21 07:03 pm (UTC)(link)
[Well, he does have a point. But Tommy hadn't been in much of a mood admitting that he was wrong that day, and he's not really feeling it today either. He sort of looks bored when Brandon speaks.]

Yeah, and if I remember right, you're the one who was a asshole to me in the first place. So why the hell should I play nice?
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[personal profile] sharpes 2012-09-21 07:10 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, yeah, because it's such an asshole thing to do to point out when you're already being a dick. Right. Wow. Thank you for illuminating that subject for me. Whew. I feel so much better now.
crotcharrow: (molly hat; ..wtf)

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[personal profile] crotcharrow 2012-09-21 07:12 pm (UTC)(link)
Do you ever shut up?
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[personal profile] sharpes 2012-09-21 09:36 pm (UTC)(link)
[He may have knocked his cup off his desk because GIRLLLL WAT YOU DOING HACKING HIS ENCRYPTIONS]

Jesus! Steph, what the hell?

[because yeah he's totally taking that the wrong way. there's pretty much no denying the hurt in his tone, even if it's manifesting as Teenaged Boy Anger.]
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[personal profile] sharpes 2012-09-21 09:57 pm (UTC)(link)
I wasn't--!

[no. breathe. Steph is teaching him a lot about Feelings, okay. He's getting better at this.]

I know you aren't, okay? Where are you?
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[personal profile] sharpes 2012-09-21 10:28 pm (UTC)(link)
[... well he usually does. about other girls.

but he likes Steph, and he's smart enough to keep his mouth shut.]


You mind if I come over?
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[personal profile] sharpes 2012-09-21 11:37 pm (UTC)(link)
I wasn't much fun the other night. C'mon.

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[personal profile] crotcharrow 2012-09-21 09:51 pm (UTC)(link)
[his expression drops and for a few seconds because oh shit, he didn't realise she could see this. He probably wouldn't have said it if he thought she could. And the way that she says that? What is he supposed to say?]

--What the hell?
crotcharrow: (frown; what is dis; not sure)

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[personal profile] crotcharrow 2012-09-21 09:57 pm (UTC)(link)
--What? No.

C'mon Steph, I was only screwing around.
crotcharrow: (gasp; oh god we are so fucked;)

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[personal profile] crotcharrow 2012-09-21 10:47 pm (UTC)(link)
No, I--

[he huffs because he doesn't really know what to say.]

He started it!
crotcharrow: (..well shit; billy don't forget me)

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[personal profile] crotcharrow 2012-09-22 08:48 am (UTC)(link)
[he has to stop himself from mouthing off to her again. He hates how his mouth moves so much faster than his brain. God he does say some stupid stuff sometimes. But it's completely unfair because Brandon brings out the worse in him. Ugh.]

It doesn't it--ughh...

[he runs a hand through his hair and does look really guilty and frustrated at himself.]

I didn't mean it like that, it was a stupid thing to say.