video;

[bacondivination]

You go too far, Iron Man! You know not what you have done, knavish cullion. I will relish taking my revenge, make no mistake. I hate you, hate, with every ounce of my being and this shall not be a mistake you ever dare repeat.

[ Loki's mad. Real mad.

Just in case that wasn't obvious. ]

I was on level four hundred and thirty-three! [ His voice goes high enough it cracks on the last word, and he huffs before continuing. ] Why would you even do that? Is this not against your Midgardian Geneva Conventions? Candy Crush Saga should be sacred and untouchable.

[ He hasn't even checked his other games yet. He deflates somewhat, plaintively fussing: ] It's just so rude.

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video;

[definingfuture]

Fix what? I don't remember owing you any favors.

Re: video;

[bacondivination]

I will be certain to sort you into the appropriately labelled recycling bins when I dismantle your very being!

video;

[definingfuture]

I thought we had a truce. [Tony has on as innocent an expression as he can manage.]

[bacondivination]

I will do this in the most peaceable of fashions, I assure you.

[definingfuture]

Well, that's reassuring. It won't help you, though.

[bacondivination]

But it will feel very satisfying. I hope all the tiny little pieces that go into phones can be made out of your scrapped armor.

[definingfuture]

You can make a thousand phones. It still isn't going to change anything. The phones are just hardware. But I'll make you another one if that makes you feel better.

[bacondivination]

[ Loki makes a wordless sound of frustration before being immensely eloquent: ] Fix it. Fix it, fix it, fix it!

[ Achievement Unlocked: God Tantrum. ]

[definingfuture]

I thought you had friends for things like that.

[He's enjoying the rage. Probably more than he should.]

They're smarter than me, right? Or you could always redo it yourself.

[bacondivination]

No fair. I had to undo my mischiefs! You ought to undo yours! There are geese and ganders involved here, as your people are wont to say.

[definingfuture]

What makes you think I can undo it?

[Honest question here.]

[bacondivination]

Well. Uh.

[ Now that's a scary question. He just kind of assumed-- his grasp on technology might be great for an Asgardian, but that's not saying a whole lot. ]

Mademoiselle St. Croix thinks it possible.

[definingfuture]

So you think she can fix it?

[He raises his eyebrows at Loki curiously. This is a real, serious question, although Tony is still acting casual. It goes deeper than the teasing he's been doing. Does Loki think that everyone else can undo what Iron Man has done?]

[bacondivination]

Maybe I do.

[ Huff.

No, he doesn't. Not even remotely. ]

[definingfuture]

Then you should have her fix it. She's apparently an expert on Starktech.

[He asked for that.]

[bacondivination]

[ No. No, no, noooo. ]

You aren't getting off that easily. You started this, so you must finish it.

[definingfuture]

But I'm already finished.

[Hear that love? That is the sound of satisfaction in his tone.]

[bacondivination]

[ He arches an eyebrow. ]

Oh no, you don't get to just roll over and go to sleep here, Iron Man.

[definingfuture]

Why not? Are you going to make me a better offer?

[He's not intimidated by Loki.]

[bacondivination]

My offer is that I don't perpetuate the conflict between us. You could have let it lie, you know. We'd just needed to coexist.

[ But he's kind of missed having someone to actively undermine and work against. ]

[definingfuture]

You already crossed that line, remember? We're past the stage of peaceful coexistence, and it's not nothing to do with your high scores on Angry Birds.

[Oops, that's admitting he's the culprit. Oh well.]

[bacondivination]

[ Blank horror: ] Those, too?

[ There were more important things to address, but they got lost in that horrified realization that he actually had hit everything. ]

got. I swear I can type.

[definingfuture]

Go outside and ride a bike like a normal kid.

[He's not really serious.]

You really spend too much time on your phone.

[bacondivination]

If you think I need to fill my hours with something more productive, I assure you that I shall find something.

[definingfuture]

You do what I think you're planning on doing and I will break it.