langsyne: (everything hurts & nothing is beautiful)
( the astonishing ) ant-man! ([personal profile] langsyne) wrote in [community profile] tushanshu2013-08-20 07:40 pm

video.

[Good evening chelonauts, tonight you are being treated to the fine sight of one (1) bruised and somewhat bloody Ant-Man looking far more annoyed than he has looked his entire stay on this turtle. There are scrapes and cuts all over his face and his mouth is a thin line that is barely visible until he opens it to speak.]

Heads up: if any of you guys see a rooster that looks like it's been fused with a telephone box, do me a huge favor and run, not walk, in the opposite direction if you want to wake up tomorrow with still ten fingers. [He hasn't lost any of his own yet but it's only a matter of time.] I don't think there's another one of these Frankenchickens out there but just in case.

[There's long-suffering sigh and he's about to say more when he immediately gets drowned out by the rooster rattling around in its makeshift cage and crowing its little cybernetic head off. At the rate things are going, that cage ain't gonna hold it much longer and then fingers are actually going to be lost.

Scott turns and attempts to shush the rooster several times, but since the rooster listens to him about as well as everyone else does (which is to say not at all), he finally gives up and just ignores the damn thing, pinching his nose in exasperation.]


Anyone have any extra bandages? And maybe a flamethrower? You'll get paid back in chicken patties.
pandoricas: (this is me trying to be calm.)

video; its magic also LOL MATCHING ICONS

[personal profile] pandoricas 2013-08-27 03:46 am (UTC)(link)
[He's a good husband...! And also a nurse, not that Scott needs one now...]

Just spray cold water on the stains and use a dry towel to absorb the water back up. Do it a few times and the stains should go away soon enough.
pandoricas: (the lone centurion.)

video; they were clearly destined for great things

[personal profile] pandoricas 2013-08-28 04:53 am (UTC)(link)
[Just tell him when you need him, Scott. Rory is a good friend like that.]

Uh--okay. Although I'm sure you'll be alive regardless if you tell me or not.
pandoricas: (looking left.)

video; we will make it happen

[personal profile] pandoricas 2013-08-31 04:02 pm (UTC)(link)
...no problem? [He thinks??] And, uh, good luck?