langsyne: (everything hurts & nothing is beautiful)
( the astonishing ) ant-man! ([personal profile] langsyne) wrote in [community profile] tushanshu2013-08-20 07:40 pm

video.

[Good evening chelonauts, tonight you are being treated to the fine sight of one (1) bruised and somewhat bloody Ant-Man looking far more annoyed than he has looked his entire stay on this turtle. There are scrapes and cuts all over his face and his mouth is a thin line that is barely visible until he opens it to speak.]

Heads up: if any of you guys see a rooster that looks like it's been fused with a telephone box, do me a huge favor and run, not walk, in the opposite direction if you want to wake up tomorrow with still ten fingers. [He hasn't lost any of his own yet but it's only a matter of time.] I don't think there's another one of these Frankenchickens out there but just in case.

[There's long-suffering sigh and he's about to say more when he immediately gets drowned out by the rooster rattling around in its makeshift cage and crowing its little cybernetic head off. At the rate things are going, that cage ain't gonna hold it much longer and then fingers are actually going to be lost.

Scott turns and attempts to shush the rooster several times, but since the rooster listens to him about as well as everyone else does (which is to say not at all), he finally gives up and just ignores the damn thing, pinching his nose in exasperation.]


Anyone have any extra bandages? And maybe a flamethrower? You'll get paid back in chicken patties.
flamingshortshorts: ([ouch] 033)

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[personal profile] flamingshortshorts 2013-09-01 02:48 pm (UTC)(link)
Federal...what? Animals can't be agents. [That is the most bizarre things he's ever heard of.]
fdaterminator: <user name="pyrophoric"> (Chicken tastes great)

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[personal profile] fdaterminator 2013-09-02 02:36 am (UTC)(link)
The USDA specializes in animal agents.
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[personal profile] flamingshortshorts 2013-09-03 05:13 am (UTC)(link)
USDA--You can't be talking about the Department of Agriculture. Since when do they go around hiring chickens when they're supposed to be worrying about farmers and their crops?
fdaterminator: (Ignore the nosebleed)

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[personal profile] fdaterminator 2013-09-13 03:15 am (UTC)(link)
I've seen those bitches up close... word of advice, do not say that to their face.
flamingshortshorts: ([listen] 017)

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[personal profile] flamingshortshorts 2013-09-26 04:25 pm (UTC)(link)
What kind of world do you live in, buster? It sounds like the whole country's got crazy.
fdaterminator: (Oh come on!)

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[personal profile] fdaterminator 2013-09-27 02:05 am (UTC)(link)
My country's crazy? It seems like everyone on this damn place can fart fireballs out of their ass! How is that not crazy!?
Edited 2013-09-27 02:06 (UTC)
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[personal profile] flamingshortshorts 2013-10-03 09:41 pm (UTC)(link)
[That first part actually makes him think for a second.] You know I've never tried to--nevermind, but what's crazy about superpowers? Lots of people have them. Most people don't have robotic killer chickens.
fdaterminator: (I'll stick my steel-toed boot so far up)

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[personal profile] fdaterminator 2013-10-06 01:11 am (UTC)(link)
[ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGH!] NO, NO THEY DON'T!