langsyne: (everything hurts & nothing is beautiful)
( the astonishing ) ant-man! ([personal profile] langsyne) wrote in [community profile] tushanshu2013-08-20 07:40 pm

video.

[Good evening chelonauts, tonight you are being treated to the fine sight of one (1) bruised and somewhat bloody Ant-Man looking far more annoyed than he has looked his entire stay on this turtle. There are scrapes and cuts all over his face and his mouth is a thin line that is barely visible until he opens it to speak.]

Heads up: if any of you guys see a rooster that looks like it's been fused with a telephone box, do me a huge favor and run, not walk, in the opposite direction if you want to wake up tomorrow with still ten fingers. [He hasn't lost any of his own yet but it's only a matter of time.] I don't think there's another one of these Frankenchickens out there but just in case.

[There's long-suffering sigh and he's about to say more when he immediately gets drowned out by the rooster rattling around in its makeshift cage and crowing its little cybernetic head off. At the rate things are going, that cage ain't gonna hold it much longer and then fingers are actually going to be lost.

Scott turns and attempts to shush the rooster several times, but since the rooster listens to him about as well as everyone else does (which is to say not at all), he finally gives up and just ignores the damn thing, pinching his nose in exasperation.]


Anyone have any extra bandages? And maybe a flamethrower? You'll get paid back in chicken patties.
backinakidflash: (10)

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[personal profile] backinakidflash 2013-10-02 11:21 am (UTC)(link)
Nah. They can talk so there's less chance of misunderstanding. And they don't have brains the size of walnuts.

Of that's all it takes, sign me up.
fdaterminator: (Squint)

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[personal profile] fdaterminator 2013-10-02 11:36 pm (UTC)(link)
Riiiiight.

I'd rather have Poyo.
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[personal profile] backinakidflash 2013-10-02 11:46 pm (UTC)(link)
I'd rather have chicken dinner.
fdaterminator: <user name="pyrophoric"> (Chicken tastes great)

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[personal profile] fdaterminator 2013-10-03 12:19 am (UTC)(link)
So long as we're not talking Poyo dinner, count me in. Chicken's delicious.
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[personal profile] backinakidflash 2013-10-03 12:24 am (UTC)(link)
... won't Poyo get pissed if you eat his brethren?
fdaterminator: (Eating an egg in the moonlight no big)

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[personal profile] fdaterminator 2013-10-03 12:47 am (UTC)(link)
Nah. The chogs, on the other hand... Now he's protective of those suckers.
fdaterminator: (Your idea sucks)

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[personal profile] fdaterminator 2013-10-06 01:07 am (UTC)(link)
Frogs with chicken DNA or some shit. Freaky little fuckers. [But kind of cute...]
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[personal profile] backinakidflash 2013-10-06 01:29 am (UTC)(link)
... this is starting to sound like Jurassic Park. You ever read that? It's the thing to read before you start messing with hybrid DNA. [They are so cute!!]
fdaterminator: (I am going to bash your skull in)

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[personal profile] fdaterminator 2013-10-09 03:07 am (UTC)(link)
Dude you do not have to tell me that. We took down the asshole that did it!